Log In
Or create an account ->
Imperial Library
Home
About
News
Upload
Forum
Help
Login/SignUp
Index
Cover
Also by M.R.C. Kasasian
Welcome Page
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
Chapter 1: Coffee in the Ice Age
Chapter 2: Mrs Perkins and the Prancing Ponies
Chapter 3: The Dignity of Ostriches in the Promised Land
Chapter 4: The Great Excitement and the Spanish Lady
Chapter 5: Lisa Sand’s Foot and the Colour of Capillaries
Chapter 6: The Return of the Albatross
Chapter 7: The Leather Loaf and the Rubber Stack
Chapter 8: The Wells of Water and Darkness
Chapter 9: Referees and the Piscine Qualities of Desires
Chapter 10: The Patience of Patients and the Wounding of Stones
Chapter 11: The Twelve-Toed Cat and the Parting of Parents
Chapter 12: Stolen Property and the Man from Daffodil Lane
Chapter 13: The Wizard and the Waiter
Chapter 14: Bleak and not so Bleak House
Chapter 15: The Potter and the Turtles
Chapter 16: The Goriness of Hades
Chapter 17: Death on the Tarmac
Chapter 18: Stray Dogs and the Turkish Mosaic
Chapter 19: Blood on the Fireplace, Blood on the Sill, the Creeping Woman and the Lurking Man
Chapter 20: A Brief History of Impalement
Chapter 21: Fred and Ginger and Rex the very Brave Dog
Chapter 22: Death Wears Tweeds
Chapter 23: The Classification of Monsters
Chapter 24: The Queen of the May and Mr Capone
Chapter 25: Prestidigitation and the Provenance of Scars
Chapter 26: The Jackdaw and the Hedgehog
Chapter 27: A Cigarette and one Pipe Problem
Chapter 28: The Twenty-Nine Steps
Chapter 29: Charles Darwin and the Lightness of Lights
Chapter 30: Lyons, a Rabbit and Sheep
Chapter 31: Lot’s Wife and the Rat’s Nest
Chapter 32: The Rules of Association Football and a Flock of Eagles
Chapter 33: The Rightness and Wrongness of Rain
Chapter 34: The Pearl Fisher and Porcine Aromas
Chapter 35: The Skull of a Gull and the Sign of Simeon
Chapter 36: The Turkish Slipper and the Sealing of the Clue
Chapter 37: The Lonely Headmistress and the Ghastly Machines
Chapter 38: The Long line and the Short Drop
Chapter 39: The Foiling of the String Fairy
Chapter 40: The Tanks, the Trap and the Wrong Forceps
Chapter 41: The Need for Norway and more Than Words
Chapter 42: The Fall of Barnaby Mason
Chapter 43: The Special Services of Doris Driscow
Chapter 44: Psychic Pandora and Craven A
Chapter 45: The Surgeon of Sackwater
Chapter 46: The Teeth of Hell
Chapter 47: The Slaughterhouse of Palmer
Chapter 48: The Swarthy Men and the Strangled Skein
Chapter 49: Knitting for Victory and St John the Evangelist
Chapter 50: Dead Men Drive and Hitler Catches the Bus
Chapter 51: The Perfect Murder of Miss Prim
Chapter 52: The Rewards of Corruption and the Fraying of Hope
Chapter 53: The Corpses in the Swamp
Chapter 54: Jolly Joe Henderson and the Shoal of Piranhas
Chapter 55: The Hunt for Hitler
Chapter 56: Carnage at Tringford
Chapter 57: The Mistaking of Drunks for Drunks
Chapter 58: Today’s the Day they’re not having a Bears’ Picnic
Chapter 59: Quasimodo and the Confession
Chapter 60: The Shuttlecock Slayings and the Silver Ghost
Chapter 61: Primroses, Hedges and the Hurting of Flies
Chapter 62: The Crimson Trail and the Return of the Snail
Chapter 63: March Comes in May
Chapter 64: Wilfred Owen and the Three Coloured Threads
Chapter 65: Zulus and the Ecstasy of Onions
Chapter 66: The Raven and the Razor
Chapter 67: Lot’s Wife and the Tomb of Tutankhamun
Chapter 68: The Inexhaustible Joy of always Being Right
Chapter 69: Gin and the Uncarved Stone
Chapter 70: The Measure of a Woman
Chapter 71: Sardines and the Missing Boy
Chapter 72: A Flutter with Sister Francis
Chapter 73: Vultures, Penguins and Harridans
Chapter 74: The Rabbit and the Fire Engine
Chapter 75: Harlock and the Lost Tribes
Chapter 76: Locks, Chains and Drains
Chapter 77: The Deep, Dark Waters
Chapter 78: The Prayers of the Police and the Biting of Tongues
Chapter 79: False Hopes and the Heaviness of Gin
Chapter 80: Afternoon Tea with Simnal Cranditch
Chapter 81: The Secret Coffee and the Special Edition
Chapter 82: The Soundings, the Rout and the Mob
Chapter 83: The Man with Cerulean Eyes
Chapter 84: The Shame and the Sleepwalker
Chapter 85: The Rat and the Whippet and the Ice Cream Man
Chapter 86: Rough Justice and the Right to Bear Arms
Chapter 87: Cut Glass and Capricorn
Chapter 88: Map-Reading and Remorse
Chapter 89: The Lost Hours
Chapter 90: Al Jolson and the Threat of Invasion
Chapter 91: The Shadow in the Pines
Chapter 92: Life and Death in the Ravine
Chapter 93: The Stones of St Alvery’s
Chapter 94: The Iron Rings and the Dark Curtain
Chapter 95: Waking the Dead
Chapter 96: The Silencing of Netabery Windser
Chapter 97: Rodents and the Eleven Apostles
Chapter 98: The Haystack Man and the Damned Good Spy
Chapter 99: The Baptism of Bees
Chapter 100: The Return of the Shadows
Chapter 101: The Living and the Dead
Chapter 102: Rust and Shirt Tails
Chapter 103: The Shark in the Moonlight
Chapter 104: Lizzie and the Lizard
Chapter 105: The Dismantling of Betty Church
Chapter 106: Fishing for Freedom
Chapter 107: The Great White Hunter
Chapter 108: The Victor and the Victims
Chapter 109: Fleur and the Crocodile and the Man from Taunton
Chapter 110: The Monster and the Voice from the Grave
Chapter 111: The Wind and the Sand
Chapter 112: The Good and the bad and the Weight
Chapter 113: Dr Secret and the Gladiator
About the Author
An Invitation from the Publisher
← Prev
Back
Next →
← Prev
Back
Next →