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Index
Cover
Dedication
Sydney, 2001
Chapter 1: The famous gnocchi incident
Chapter 2: The 24.3-hour day
Chapter 3: Dumb and dumber
Chapter 4: My blow-up doll
Chapter 5: The 100-million-dollar man
Chapter 6: Doctor warns – ‘Supermodels fart too’
Chapter 7: The love boat
Chapter 8: Somewhere over the rainbow
Chapter 9: Burgess, Philby and Myname
Chapter 10: To brie or not to brie
Chapter 11: Portrait of the partner as a not so young man
Chapter 12: Nicole Kidman and me
Chapter 13: Tongue of trouble
Chapter 14: A night at the Opera House
Chapter 15: Sleeping with the enemy
Chapter 16: The unmistakable sounds of sexual intercourse
Chapter 17: The colour of money
Chapter 18: The oldest man in the world
Chapter 19: A day at the races
Chapter 20: Sometimes the hecklers are right
Chapter 21: The first man on the moon
Chapter 22: The day I was replaced by Ally McBeal
Chapter 23: My family and Jerry Springer
Chapter 24: ‘Honey, I can explain everything …’
Chapter 24: Bela Lugosi and me
Chapter 26: Lost in space
Chapter 27: www.dirtyoldjudge.com
Chapter 28: The hollow men pay up
Chapter 29: Troy story
Chapter 30: Gwyneth, Ben, Matt and yogurt
Chapter 31: The story of my life
Chapter 32: The unauthorised biography of Rottman Maughan and Nash
Chapter 33: John, Paul, George and Rambo
Chapter 34: This fatal shore
Postscript
Acknowledgements
‘Cyanide Games’ Excerpt
About the Author
Copyright
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