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Index
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Contents
Prologue Phone Tree
Chapter 1 Loss of Gravity
Chapter 2 Israelites in LA
Chapter 3 Elvis Impersonators
Chapter 4 Smoking Cubans
Chapter 5 What Goes on in Texas
Chapter 6 Such a Lovely Face
Chapter 7 No Rescue from the Inevitable
Chapter 8 Cremains of the Day
Chapter 9 Unrepressed Memories
Chapter 10 Eye of Newt
Chapter 11 Cheaper than Polyester
Chapter 12 Superior Color Commentary
Chapter 13 Cheeky Bastard
Chapter 14 Worst Behaved Person in the Room
Chapter 15 An Obvious Observation
Chapter 16 Animal House Remake
Chapter 17 The Queen of Hearts
Chapter 18 Life Imitates Movies of the Week
Chapter 19 Free of Pink Flamingos
Chapter 20 The Lull before the Brainstorm
Chapter 21 What’s an Elks Lodge?
Chapter 22 The Attitudes of Entomologists
Chapter 23 Witty Transgressions and Buried Futures
Chapter 24 The Auld Woman of Wicca
Chapter 25 The Ingenious Part
Chapter 26 The Warm Waters of Denial
Chapter 27 Take a Load off Fanny
Chapter 28 A Dotted Line to Follow
Chapter 29 More Convoluted than the Tax Code
Chapter 30 Cloudy and Confused
Chapter 31 No Time for Mulligans
Chapter 32 Right Thing for the Wrong Reason
Chapter 33 The Non-answer to Your Unasked Question
Chapter 34 The Amber Haze
Epilogue Better than a preacher, I guess . . .
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