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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Contents
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Chapter 1: In a Foreboding Tower, Glowing with Portent or Possibly Pollen
Chapter 2: In a Squalid Barnyard in Borix, Redolent of Feces and Angst
Chapter 3: In the Tower of Toby, the Dark Lord, He Who Dreams of Artisanal Crackers
Chapter 4: At a Time and Place Where a Goat Proves to Be Remarkably Prescient
Chapter 5: Near a Rose Most Scarlet and Effulgent
Chapter 6: In the Darkness Surrounding a Small Camp in a Verdant Pasture
Chapter 7: Over Something Fried in Duck Fat with a Piquant Dipping Sauce
Chapter 8: At the Scene of a Richly Deserved Punch in the Kisser
Chapter 9: In the Luminous Presence of the Elvish Morningwood
Chapter 10: Uncomfortably Near a Giant Uvula
Chapter 11: On a Beach Festooned with Sparkly Pinchy Crabs
Chapter 12: At the Goblin Market, Glittering with Magic and Maquillage
Chapter 13: Near the Bushy Cleft of Mortal Peril
Chapter 14: In the Dank Necropolis of Honeycomb and Dread
Chapter 15: Next to a Newly Created Orifice and Much Screaming
Chapter 16: In the Spectacular (If Tentacular) Hut of Belladonna the Healer
Chapter 17: Under the Lone Lamppost Where Lurks the Squeaky Marmoset of Side Quests
Chapter 18: Down an Alley Echoing with a Troll’s Pathetic Angst
Chapter 19: Over a Board of Charcuterie Floats the Word Murder
Chapter 20: Inside the Perilous Poplar of Personal Problems
Chapter 21: Within the Ambulatory Dwelling of a Most Fearsome Personage
Chapter 22: Atop a Roof of Questionable Structural Integrity
Chapter 23: Athwart a Corpse and Quaking with Unaccountable Mirth
Chapter 24: Uncomfortably Smooshed in a Throng of Normal Goats, Forced into Bleatful Complaint
Chapter 25: In the Room Where the Disposal of a Persistent Suitor Is Effected
Chapter 26: Abroad in a Fulsome Field of Goatly Paradise
Chapter 27: In the Grip of a Sinister Mind
Chapter 28: Whereupon Destiny Is Delivered by an Overly Credulous Postman
Chapter 29: Uponst a Cushy Throne, Surrounded by Many Supple Leathers
Chapter 30: Outside a Door Hung with Gnarly Knockers
Epilogue: At a Party Afflicted with Unacceptable Ghost Cake
Dedication
Acknowledgments
Other Titles
About the Authors
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