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Index
Contents
Chapter One: Christmas with Mom and Dad
Chapter Two: The Flight Back to L.A.
Some Chapter: Casey at the Gym
Chapter Three: Century Fucking City
Chapter Four: Brunch
Some Chapter: An Average Sunday
Chapter Five: Groundlings Party
Chapter Six: My Gay Buddy
Some Chapter: Closure
Chapter Seven: I Don’t Believe in Destiny
Chapter Eight: Casey’s New Diet
Some Chapter: Communication Is the Foundation of Any Good Relationship
Chapter Nine: Burbank Strip Club
Chapter Ten: Stevie
Some Chapter: Scarface Part 1
Chapter Eleven: I’m Starting to Believe in Destiny
Some Chapter: Scarface Part 2
Chapter Twelve: Plans
Chapter Thirteen: A Call from Casey’s Mom
Chapter Fourteen: First Date
Chapter Fifteen: The Morning After
Some Chapter: Hobo
Chapter Sixteen: Casey’s Homecoming
Chapter Seventeen: Chance Encounter
Some Chapter: Internet Personals
Chapter Eighteen: Casey’s Parents
Chapter Nineteen: Apartment Hunting
Some Chapter: Blood Cock
Chapter Twenty: Bon Voyage
Chapter Twenty-One: Be the King
Some Chapter: Little Kids
Chapter Twenty-Two: Hi, Mom
Chapter Twenty-Three: The Griddle
Chapter Twenty-Four: The Drive to Casey’s House
Some Chapter: Veggie Love
Chapter Twenty-Five: The Day After
Some Chapter: Rubbernecking
Chapter Twenty-Six: Letter from Casey’s Mom
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Psychosis
Some Chapter: UCLA Party
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Second Date
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Post-Lunch with Carlos
Chapter Thirty: Casey’s Shit
Some Chapter: The 98 Percent Rule
Chapter Thirty-One: Introducing Alyna
Chapter Thirty-Two: Halo 2
Some Chapter: Jenna’s Picture
Chapter Thirty-Three: Coffee with Casey
Some Chapter: Milla Jovovich
Chapter Thirty-Four: It’s Official
Chapter Thirty-Five: Alyna Finds My Stash
Some Chapter: Subway Whore
Chapter Thirty-Six: Dinner with the Mother of My Child
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Ex-Boyfriend Duane
Some Chapter: Gwen Stefani
Chapter Thirty-Eight: Two-Month Anniversary
Chapter Thirty-Nine: Another Chance Encounter
Chapter Forty: Carlos’s Gay Party
Some Chapter: Finger in the Two-Hole
Chapter Forty-One: The Test
Some Chapter: Hot Girls Give Gay Guys Partial Handjobs
Chapter Forty-Two: Casey’s Underwear
Chapter Forty-Three: Cap and Gown
Some Chapter: Scarface Part 3
Chapter Forty-Four: The Final Final
Chapter Forty-Five: Graduation Day
Some Chapter: Diamonds in the Rough
Chapter Forty-Six: Long Story Short
Chapter Forty-Seven: The End
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Cover
An Excerpt from The Average American Marriage
Chapter One: Christmas With The Wife And Kids
Chapter Two: Happy Fucking Birthday To Me
Chapter Three: Meeting With My Boss
Chapter Four: Human Garbage
Copyright
Copyright
About the Publisher
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