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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Contents
INTRODUCTION: COUNTING FAIRWAYS
POP GOES THE . . . WAIT, WAS THAT ME?
YOU’RE NOT GONNA LIKE THE WAY IT SMELLS
SAFE SOX
SPOONING WITH ROVER
SEX AT FIFTY OR . . . FRIGHT NIGHT
HAVING KIDS AFTER FIFTY OR . . . ARE YOU CRAZY?
KEEP FIT OR DIE TRYING
WARNING: TEXTING MAKES YOU BLIND
BITE ME
MY LEFT FOOT, I MEAN, MY RIGHT KIDNEY
GOLF LESSONS
IMMORTALITY, OR FREEZING MY ASS FOR THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS
THE LAST DAYS OF CREEPY LITTLE WHITE GIRL
THINGS YOU SHOULD DO BEFORE YOU DIE, I MEAN, TURN FIFTY
CONCLUSION
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