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IN THE SWEET DRY AND DRY
BY
CHRISTOPHER MORLEY AND BART HALEY
ILLUSTRATED BY GLUYAS WILLIAMS
DEDICATED TO G. K. CHESTERTON MOST DELIGHTFUL OF MODERN DECANTERBURY PILGRIMS
FOREWORD
TABLE OF CONTENTS
IN THE SWEET DRY AND DRY
CHAPTER I
MYSTERY OF THE UNEXPECTED JULEP
THE CORPORATION FOR THE PERPETUATION OF HAPPINESS 1316 Caraway Street Virgil Quimbleton, Associate Director
CHAPTER II
THE HOUSE ON CARAWAY STREET
CHAPTER III
INCIDENT OF THE GOOSEBERRY BOMBS
CHAPTER IV
THE GREAT WAR BEGINS
CHAPTER V
THE TREACHERY OF MISS CHUFF
CHAPTER VI
DEPARTED SPIRITS
CHAPTER VII
THE DECANTERBURY PILGRIMS
COMPULSORY DRINKING STATION Adults, 1 quart Children, 1 pint THIRST FORBIDDEN BETWEEN HERE AND THE NEXT STATION
CHAPTER VIII
WITH BENEFIT OF CLERGY
CHAPTER IX
THE ELECTION
RALLY ROUND THE FLAGON VOTE FOR PURPLEVEIN THE PRACTICAL MAN
ABSINTHE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER VOTE FOR CYNTHIA
OUR SLOGAN IS SLOE GIN
BLEAK DOESN'T NEED THE JOB—HE'S SOUSED ALREADY
CHAPTER X
E PLURIBUS UNUM!
TO THE PERPETUAL SOUSE, ONE MILE
AEDES TEMULENTI PERPETUI E PLURIBUS UNUM
CHAPTER XI
IT'S A LONG WORM THAT HAS NO TURNING
AT THE NEXT ELECTION For Perpetual Souse VOTE FOR CHUFF The People's Friend
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