Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage And/or Sex by Barry, Dave -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Dave Barry. Guide To Marriage And/Or Sex Introduction Why Men and Women Have Trouble getting Along Chapter 1. How To Find Somebody To Go On Dates With And Eventually Get Married To Who Is Not A Total Jerk

How to Develop A Psychological Profile of Your Ideal Mate The Singles Scene How to Get into A Spontaneous Conversation Some Good Opening Lines What the Woman Should Do If She Is Not Interested Meeting People through Personal Ads Meeting People Through Clubs and Organizations Meeting People at the Office Tips for Gals: 13 Common First-Date Warning Signs That a Guy Might Be a jerk Dating Who Should Ask Whom for the Date Four Fun Things to Do on a Date Things You Can Talk About on a Date Falling in Love

Chapter2. Living In Sin

Moving in Together The Most Serious Issue Likely to Come between a Man and a Woman Living Together What Men Have to Do about This Recipes for Guys

Special Advance Warning to Decent People The Major Male Sexual Organs The Major Female Sexual Organs Answers to Common Sexual Questions Necking Tips for Guys Heavy Petting Solid Advice about Condoms Where to Get Additional Explicit Helpful Information on Sex

Chapter 4. Breaking Up Or Getting Engaged

How to Tell If You Are Compatible with Somebody

Money Children Housework Recreation Sex Religion Family Crises Current Events

Alternative Method for Stupid People How to Break Up

Chapter 5. Important Prenuptial Chapter

Low-Cost but Fair Prenuptial Agreement Tips for the New Bride

Chapter 6. How To Have A Perfect Wedding No Matter What

Diamond Formation How Diamonds Are Measured Your Wedding Gown Bride’s Wedding Planner Checklist

Six Months before the Wedding Five Months before the Wedding Four Months before the Wedding Three Months before the Wedding Two Months before the Wedding One Month before the Wedding Two Weeks before the Wedding One Week before the Wedding The Wedding Day Pranks The Honeymoon Thank-You Notes

Chapter 7. Newlywed Finances

Household Money Management Credit Cards Your Checking Account Your Home: Buying vs. Renting

Chapter 8. How To Argue Like A Veteran Married Couple Chapter 9. Children: Big Mistake, Or Bad Idea?

What It Really Means to Be a Parent Where Can I Find Decent Affordable Child Care? How Children Affect Your Sex Life

Chapter 10. How To Have An Affair

Chapter 11. How To Put New Life Into Your Marriage Or Else Get A Divorce

Divorce How to Select a Lawyer Grounds for Divorce The Divorce Proceedings Starting Over after the Divorce

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