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Index
Cover
Title Page
Contents
Illustrations
Credits And Acknowledgements
Dedication
Introduction
1. The Young Idea (1907–?1922)
‘Vegetable Verse’
Love Ditty to a Turnip
‘I had a little onion’
The Animal Kingdom
The Canary
Sonnet to a Hermit Crab
Any Part of Piggy
The Great Awakening
Romantic/Gothic
Goblins
The Blackness of Her Hair . . .
Beyond
Raratonga
The Conversion of a Cynic
If Wishes Were Horses
Pierrot and Pierrette
Columbine and Harlequin
Nonsense Verse/Limerick
The Island of Bosh
Rhapsody
‘There was an old Marquis of Puno’
Scenes of Suburbia
Personal Reminiscence
James and Belinda
Elizabeth May
Suppositions and Expectations
Rubaiyat of a Man About Town
Tooting Bec
A Sad, Sad Story
Till I Return
Souvenir of Infancy
‘Those Were the Days’
Letter from the Seaside 1880
1901
Honeymoon 1905
2. ‘Cod Pieces’
‘The Swiss Family Whittlebot’ (Sketch – 1923)
Early Peruvian Love Song
Exultance
Passion
The Lower Classes
Early Whittlebot Poems
Daddy and Boo
Gob
Heigho for Hockey
Poems by Hernia Whittlebot
‘My Bedroom’
‘To My Favourite Hostess’
‘Agamemnon and Sappho’
‘Sonata for Harpsichord’
‘Apple Blossoms’
‘Poor Shakespeare’
‘The Bride Cake’
‘To Noël Coward’
‘The Dancing Class’
‘To an Old Woman in Huddersfield’
‘Pied-à-Terre’
‘Greasy Garbage’
‘A May Morning’
‘Yellow Nocturne’
‘Romance’
‘A Country Fair’
Chelsea Buns (1925)
Neurotic Thoughts on the Renaissance
To a Maidenhair Fern
Nous n’avons plus de chichi
Chelsea Buns
Contours
Guava Jelly
Garibaldi
Family Circle
Silly Boy
Candelabra
Children’s Tales
Written from a Mansard Window in a Velvet Dress
Victorian Rhapsody for Lesser Minds
Spotted Lilies
Mrs Gibbon’s Decline and Fall
Sunday Morning at Wiesbaden
Misericordia
To My Literary Parasites
To Badrulbador Frampton
Contemporary Thought
Send Me My Hat
Theme for Oboe in E Flat
Oleograph
Hic Haec Hoc
I Will Protect My Sister
Christmas Cheer
Caprice de Noël
Spangled Unicorn (1932)
Janet Urdler
Reversion to the Formal
How Does Your Garden Grow
Hungry Land
Necromancy
Elihu Dunn
Harlem
Ma People
E. A. I. Maunders
Moss
Curve In Curve Out
Church of England
Tao Lang Pee
Sampan
The Emperor’s Daughter
The Voice in the Bamboo Shoot
Serge Lliavanov
Every Day
Theatre Party
Harlot’s Song
Juana Mandragágita
Picnic Near Toledo
‘Flamenco’
Torero
Crispin Pither
‘Deirdre’
‘The Whisht Paple’
‘Pastoral’
Albrecht Drausler
First Love
Freundschaft
‘Youth’
Jane Southerby Danks
Legend
Sicilian Study
Richmond Boating Song
Old Things Are Far the Best
Ada Johnston
The Nursemaid
Sunburn
To Rudyard Kipling
Dawn
3. ‘Family . . . Friends . . . and Others’
‘Family’ . . .
Violet Coward
Telegram to My Mother on Her Eightieth Birthday
To an Octogenarian
Lorn Loraine
To Lorn
Lornie Is a Silly-Billy
‘Here I lie sweetly in bed’
Reflections by Master on Awakening
A Tribute to Lorn from Master
‘When I visit Venice, Italy’
‘In the deep hush before the dawn’
‘Lornie Darling, how I loved your news’
Joyce Carey
‘To pretty winsome Joyce’
Ode to Joyce
‘Go, Joycie, with your upper parts uncovered’
Saturday, January the Sixth (1940)
Jack Wilson
‘Baybay’s gone . . .’
‘We came to the Ivy . . .’
Don’ts for Dab
Notes on the Correct Entertainment of Royalty
Kay Thompson/Graham Payn
Darling Kay and Little Lad
Cole Lesley
Birthday Ode
Gladys Calthrop
‘Lock your cabin door my darling’
‘Friends’ . . .
Jamaica
House Guest
Goldeneye Calypso
Goldeneye Opus No. 2
‘Morning Glory’
Don’ts for My Darlings
Toast to Sir Hugh and Lady Foot and Blanche Blackwell
Edwina Mountbatten
‘I could really not be keener . . .’
Hope Williams
The Birth of Hope
4. Words of War
Personal Note
‘Lornie, whose undying love’
‘Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Lorn’
‘Why did you fall, Winnie?’
‘Reply-Reply’
A Fallen Postscript
‘Dearest Mrs Lorn Loraine’
‘Because of the vast political intrigues’
‘Lornie, dear Lornie . . .’
‘Master’s back and all alone’
‘Dearest sympathetic lovely Lorn’
With All Best Wishes for a Merry Christmas 1939
Bill
Peter
Paul
Major Leathes
Notes on Liaison
News Ballad
Reply-Reply
‘Sir Campbell is coming’
Olwen, Olwen
Fécamp
These Are Brave Men
Lines to a Remote Garrison
Notes on an Admiral’s Hangover
Lie in the Dark and Listen
Note on Our New National Heroine
Political Hostess
Sing of the Shepherd’s Night
We Must Have a Speech from a Minister
‘Where are the bright silk plaids . . .’
Tintagel
Convalescence
Lines to an American Officer
Canton Island
Postscript
Happy New Year
I’ve Just Come Out from England
Bread and Butter
‘Dear Admiral . . .’
To Admiral Sir James Somerville
Bread and Butter Letter to Lord and Lady Killearn
Casa Medina
Bread and Butter Letter to Jean and Bill Fleming
Bread and Butter Letter to Mr and Mrs R. G. Casey
To His Excellency Field Marshal Viscount Wavell
To Admiral the Lord Louis Mountbatten
Reflections
‘Oh Lady Clementi!’
Reunion
The Battle of Britain Dinner, New York, 1963
Let the People Go
Not Yet the Dodo
5. Shall We Join the Ladies . . . ?
Mrs Mallory
Social Grace
I’ve Got to Go Out and Be Social
The Lady at the Party
Morning Glory
In Masculine Homage
Open Letter to a Mayor
Quiet Old Timers
Mary Baker Eddy
What a Saucy Girl
Midst the Hustle and the Bustle . . .
Marie Stopes
If Through a Mist
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Whoops! Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Beatrice Eden
‘Oh, Beatrice dear, what a superb weekend’
Letter to Beatrice Eden
6. Indefinite Thoughts on the Infinite
A Miniature
Death
Lines to God
Meditation on Death
Do I Believe?
A Prayer: Most Merciful God
This Is the Moment
If I Should Ever Wantonly Destroy
Condolence
Nothing Is Lost
Father and Son
Ignatius Hole
Onward Christian Soldiers
Lines to a Little God
7. The Theatre: ‘A Temple of Dreams’
The Boy Actor
Ode to Italia Conti
Concert Types
The Pianist
The Tenor
The Contralto
The Humorist
The Child Prodigy
The Soprano
When Babsie Got the Bird
To Meg Titheradge
To Mary MacArthur
Irene Vanbrugh Memorial Matinée: The Epilogue
Tribute to Ivor Novello
‘Dearest Binkie, dearest Bink’
Thoughts on Beatrice Lillie
‘Darling Alfred, dainty Lynn’
I Resent Your Attitude to Mary
Tribute to Marlene Dietrich
Epitaph for an Elderly Actress
Critics
Routine for a Critic (Dirge)
To Mr James Agate
Lines to a Film Censor (1940)
Novel by Baroness Orczy
The Garden of Allah
Words . . .
Tarantella
Boots
A Question of Values
After a Surfeit of Sir Philip Sidney
. . . and Music
Opera Notes
. . . and a Literary Footnote
The Ballad of Graham Greene
‘Dear Mr Graham Greene, I yearn’
8. ‘I Travel Alone’
On Leaving England for the First Time
P&O 1930
Pleasure Cruise
Souvenir
Lines to a Fellow Passenger
The Little Men Who Travel Far
Malta
Go to Malta, Little Girl
Thoughts on Corsica
Descriptive
Hotel Napoleon Bonaparte, Ile Rousse
Advice from a Lady Who Has Visited the Island Before
Calvi
The Bandit
Venice
Oh Walter Dear
Bali
Bora Bora
Martinique
Oh Dear
The Quinta Bates (Aunt Bates)
From One Chap to Another: A Complaint
Jeunesse Dorée
9. ‘If Love Were All’
This Is to Let You Know
I Knew You without Enchantment
I Am No Good at Love
10. ‘The Party’S Over Now’
When I Have Fears
I’m Here for a Short Visit Only
Footnote
Part 8
*
Editor Biography
Imprint
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