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BATHROOM LORE
Short
Uncle John’s Stall of Fame
When Toilets Explode
Toilet Paper Capers
Bathroom Jokes for 10-Year-Olds
When Toilets Explode
Medium
Stall of Fame: The U -1206
Bathroom News: Airplane Edition
Toilet Paper in the News
Uncle John’s Stall of Fame
Stall of Fame: Mr. Floatie
“This Place is a Toilet”
SILVER ANNIVERSARY
Short
The BRI Anthem
The Magic Number
Silver Linings
A History of Y
Long
*At 25
ORIGINS
Short
The Dope on Rope
Marriage Firsts
All About Corduroy
Ahead of Their Time
Military Firsts
Medium
Random Firsts
LIFE IS STRANGE
Short
Treasure in the Attic
It Could Only Happen In
Love Thy Neighbor
Life Imitates Art
It’s a Weird, Weird World
It’s What’s Inside That Counts
Ironic, Isn’t It?
Just Plane Weird
Just Plane Weird: “Open Mic” Edition
Medium
First Date? Last Date!
Uncle John’s Creative Teaching Awards
Long
The Strange Fate of Eben Byers
LAW & ORDER
Short
Police Blotter: Cheeseburger Edition
Poetic Justice
Loony Laws
The Police Blotter
“It Was Like Saddling a Porpoise”
Medium
Behind Bars: Most Time Served
Who Made Jack “The Ripper”?
Busted on Facebook
Not-Murder Mysteries
Serial Killers: Unsolved Cases
Long
*The Innocence Project
FORGOTTEN HISTORY
Short
A Meteoric Footnote
Medium
A Brief History of the Negro League
Edifice Wrecks
Dustbin of History: Barbara Hutton
Scroggied
Long
The Real Scrooge
America’s Forgotten Fire
Burned at the Skate
MOUTHING OFF
Short
Mr. Black & Ms. White
Mr. Baseball
Nora’s Notions
Parenthood
One-Liners
Laugh Lines
Don’t Worry
Who Are You?
Words To Live By
Oldsters
PUBLIC LIVES
Short
The Talented Miss America
The Last Living…
Nudes And Prudes
Last Tweets
Khan the Man
Any Relation?
Nudes And Prudes
Prince Is 2 Weird
From Gold Medal to Silver Screen
Medium
President Conan O’Brien
Long
Family Feud: The Guccis
SONG & DANCE
Short
The Grunge Code
Music On TV
The Pete Best Awards
Pop Music: 1987
More Tuba!
Medium
Behind the Hits: Soundtrack Cuts
Music On TV
Music On TV
Singing Athletes
STAGE & SCREEN
Short
Reel Time Bombs
Alien, Starring Meryl Streep
Sci-Fi Video Treasures
Muppet Facts
Musical Flops
Me: The Movie
Simpsons Movies
Take One!
Sound Of Movies
THE NEWS ROOM
Short
Flubbed Headlines
Poli-Talk
Meet the Muckrakers, Part I
Meet the Muckrackers, Part II
Political Briefs
Flubbed Headlines
Medium
Wikiality Check
The Politically Correct Quiz
THE PRINTED WORD
Short
Comrade Superman
“Death is Coming, Warns Weatherman”
For Your Reading Pleasure
Author Vs. Author
Medium
Funny Papers
A Dark and Stormy Write
UNDERWEAR
Short
Pop Pants
Underwear in the News
Legal Briefs
Underwear in the Air
High-Tech Underwear
Medium
Legal Briefs
OUTERWEAR
Short
What Price Beauty?
Shoe Fads
Lighten Up!
Medium
Plain Clothes Men
Dumb Blondes
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
Short
Dying Languages
Joke Origins
The Curious Case of the American Accent, Part I
Homonym Quiz
The Quick Brown Fox…
Medium
The Curious Case of the American Accent, Part II
What’s Another Word for “Thesaurus”?
WORD & PHRASE ORIGINS
Short
Word Origins
You Can Find Them in the Dictionary
Portmanteau Words
Hey, Jay! Pay Fay Wray. Today, Okay?
Totally 21st Century
More Portmanteaus
WORDPLAY
Short
Let Me Write Sign—I Good Speak English
The Last Laugh: Epitaphs
Groaners
It’s Like A Simile
Loaded Words
The Smartphone Autocorrect Quiz
Warning Labels
The New Latin Lexicon
YOU’RE MY HERO
Short
Local Heroes
Survival Stories
Medium
More Real-Life Superheroes
Long
Real-Life Superheroes
The President’s Medal
A BLUNDERFUL LIFE
Short
Oops!
Terrible Typos
Dumb Crooks
“No Regerts”
Dumb Crooks: Blabber Edition
Oops!
Dumb Crooks
Dumb Crooks: Stoner Edition
Weird News
Medium
A Bad Case of the Flue
AMERICANA
Short
Civil War Bloodlines
City Nicknames
America Is…
Name That President
Medium
Too Cheap for Graceland
After the Civil War
Gold Rush Girls
CREATURE FEATURES
Short
Moo
Living Lightbulbs
A Fishy Business
The Fire Ant Dance
Shrimp
Bird Brains
Long
*Big Noise, Little Bug
*Private Wojtek, the Soldier Bear
BUSINE$$
Short
Advertising Firsts
My Dog Has Ph.D.s
More Towns for Sale
Money Is No Object!
Medium
Green Giants
Flying Flop: The Lifetime AAirpass
The Worst Business Decision Ever?
Chain-Store Origins
The Worst Business Decision Ever? Part II
World’s Greatest Markets and Bazaars
Towns for Sale
Don’t Believe Everything You Hear
The Worst Business Decision Ever? Part III
FULLY LOADED
Short
“No, You Stick ‘Em Up!”
It’s A Gun And a…
Medium
Odd Guns
DOWN THE HATCH
Short
Candy Holidays
Odd Vodkas
“I’ll Have a Fatso Burger”
“I’ll Have the Husband and Wife Lung Slice”
Snap, Crackle…Flop
Put A Cork in It!
Mother Sauces
Medium
Food Firsts
GOING, GOING, GONE
Short
The Death of Gerald Bull
They Went Thataway
Weird Bequests
“Do Your Best!”
Taking it to the Grave
They Died With Their Chutes On
Medium
They Went Thataway
MYTHS & LEGENDS
Short
Myth Conceptions
Jack Tales
Medium
Our Lady of the Little Green Men
Long
“Jack and the Heifer Hide”
Hiyo, Silver—Away!
PLAY TIME
Short
NBA Draft Busts
Croakers & Soakers
Silver Medal Shocker
Steamers & Wongers
NFL Draft Flops
Silver Medal Shocker, Part II
No Drive, No Five!
Silver Medal Shocker Part III
Turkeys & Whales
Medium
Extreme Sport: BASE Jumping
Extreme Sport: Free-Solo Climbing
Go Cowboys!
APOCALYPSE, NAH
Short
4 Ways To Light a Fire Without Matches
How To Make a “Solar Still”
Medium
Armageddon Outta Here!
Welcome to Year Zero
New and Improved Calendars
It’s the End of the World as They Know It
POP SCIENCE
Short
Moon Trees
The Neanderthals
Antipodes 101
Medium
Feral Children of the Modern World
Where Did the Moon Come From?
Gangrene Explained
Long
The Origin of DNA Testing
INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS
Short
Michin Saekki !
Canadian Firsts
Z-People
Biscuit = Cookie
The United States Of Belgium ?
Medium
Uncle John’s Weird Travel Guide
Man Meets Cartoon
Canada’s Métis People
Long
It’s All Bla t To Me
HOW TO DO STUFF
Short
Household Hints
Not-So-Stupid Dishwasher Tricks
You Must Remember This
BRI’s Packing Tips
Life Before Spell-Check
TOYS & GAMES
Short
What a Card!
Land of the Rising Fun
Medium
Send In for It
NO CAN DO
Short
One-Man Bans
Much Ado About Jugs and Screws
Banned!
One-Man Bans
Medium
Banned Books
POP-POURRI
Short
You’re My Inspiration
Q&A: Ask the Experts
The New Year’s Eve Opossum Drop
Uncle John’s Page of Lists
Fan Club Funnies
World’s Highest…
Vomit Comets
Q&A: Ask the Experts
Sine of the Times
Q&A: Ask the Experts
Long
*Thanks for Nothing
THE BODY ECLECTIC
Short
Odd Body Tips & Tricks
The #2 Report
Long
Human Guinea Pigs
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