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Index
Back Cover
Praise for the Book
Title Page
Copyright
Book Information
Dedication
Introduction
About the Author
Acknowledgement
A for APPLE, B for BALLS . . .
B for BIRDS and the BEES. . .
C for CAT, P for PUSSY . . .
D for RICHARD . . .
E for EAGER BEAVERS, here I come . . .
Here are all the F-words you wanted to know about, but were afraid to ask . . .
G-strings et al
Hips and hops
Getting all the ‘I’ balls
Jugs and jiggles
Knockers and knockouts
Long Johns for Li’l Johnnies
Mmm for Mistress
Nightmares and nags
Come, let’s have a big ‘O’
LET’S TAKE A PEE
Bang on Q
Learn to roll your aRse –
Sax & other sibilant blow jobs
Tinkle Tinkle little shower
U-boats have German bombshells
Via Agra = Taj Mahal, man’s greatest erection for love
Women, wives, and other inexplicable things . . .
The X factor, no sex without this one . . .
Y bother, when the end is nigh?
All the Z-grade words . . .
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