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Index
Title Page
Copyright Page
CONTENTS
PART ONE BEA
Chapter One Rude Checkbook
Chapter Two After The End of Everything
Chapter Three It’s All about the Weather
Chapter Four The World May Not Owe Me a Living, but It Owes Me $741.12
Chapter Five Van Sweet Van
Chapter Six Why Do You Have So Much, and Why Do I Have So Little?
Chapter Seven How Do You Wipe This Thing Clean?
PART TWO ALLIE
Chapter Eight Carmen Miranda’s Outlaw Sister
Chapter Nine Controversial Suitcases
Chapter Ten Getting to Know Fear. Getting to Know All about Fear.
Chapter Eleven Define Okay
Chapter Twelve Weed Oasis
Chapter Thirteen Lights-Out, in More Ways than One
Chapter Fourteen To the Victor Goes . . .
Chapter Fifteen Knowing for What, Exactly, You’re Not the Type
Chapter Sixteen The Question “What’s Worse than Juvie?” Answered
PART THREE BEA
Chapter Seventeen Kids Today—All Phone Scammers and Carjackers
Chapter Eighteen More Fortified Refined Carbohydrates, Please
Chapter Nineteen It’s Called Work. Have You Heard of It?
Chapter Twenty Too Many Comments from the Cat
PART FOUR ALLIE
Chapter Twenty-One The True Value of Canned Garbanzo Beans
Chapter Twenty-Two Nobody Takes My Ancient, Peeling Lettering
Chapter Twenty-Three Flattery Will Get You Everywhere
Chapter Twenty-Four Spray Paint, and the Stretching of Worlds
PART FIVE BEA
Chapter Twenty-Five How to Pet a Bat Ray
Chapter Twenty-Six You’ll Be in Heaven, and There Will Be Jellyfish
Chapter Twenty-Seven Definitely Friendly, but Definitely Not a Ghost
Chapter Twenty-Eight Beaches Made of Glass, and Other Fragile Things
Chapter Twenty-Nine Don’t Cross Your Boardwalks Before . . .
PART SIX ALLIE
Chapter Thirty Travel Advice from Ducks
Chapter Thirty-One A Close, Personal Relationship between Woman and Cash
Chapter Thirty-Two Actually . . . They’re Alpacas
Chapter Thirty-Three The Epilogue-Like Part, Two Months Later, with Bathtubs
ALLIE AND BEA BOOK CLUB QUESTIONS
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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