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Chapter 1: Christmas Is Coming, Tra-La, Tra-La …
All I Want for Christmas Is a Parking Place
The Best-Laid Plans
Thanksgiving Rolls Around, and So Do the Dishes
A Thanksgiving Recipe
Who Needs Cookbooks When You’ve Got a Phone?
On Wings Like Turkeys
Fowl Play! (How Not to Be a Turkey at the Thanksgiving Table)
When You Need a Little Christmas … ‘Now’
Shop ’Til You Drop
Chapter 2: The Chaos Theory of Christmas
But Can She Drive a Sleigh?
Christmas, a Labor of Love
Lights, Camera … Too Much Action
A So-Called Tree and Thee
Dear Santa
Merry Christmas (with Cramps)
Are You ‘Sure’ the Wise Men Wore Turtlenecks?
It’s Beginning to Feel a Lot Like Christmas
See Mother, Funny, Funny Mother!
Chapter 3: The Gift of Christmas
Separating the Men from the Toys
Things Never to Give Your Wife for Christmas
Things Never to Give Your Husband for Christmas
Don’t Look a Gift Horse in the Slippers
What Goes Up Must Come Down
The Gift That Keeps on Giving (Unfortunately)
Christmas Shenanigans
Show Me the Money
Gifts That Make Mom a Packrat
Putting the “X” in X-Mas
Gifts That Keep on Giving (Me a Headache)
Some Assembly Required (and a Little Prozac Wouldn’t Hurt Either)
Gift-Giving Misgivings
Chapter 4: Peas on Earth… and Other Tasty Holiday Tidbits
Good Stuff(ing)
All Fired Up for the Ladies’ Christmas Coffee
A Turkey of a Dinner
Where’s the Fire?
Baking Cookies? Bah! Humbug!
’Tis the Season
Holiday Memories
Is the Turkey Burned Yet?
The Call of the Popcorn
When Is a Leg Like an Ear?
Let There Be Peas on Earth
Chapter 5: The Spirit of Christmas
Just in Time for Christmas
No Wonder Jesus Loves the Little Children
An Imperfect Christmas
Christmas without Grandma Kay
We Two Kings …
A Christmas for One
The Last Gift
Chapter 6: Until Next Year…
Make Every Day “Christmas”
The Secret of Foolproof Resolutions
’Twas the Thirty Days After Christmas
Contributors
Source Notes
Copyright
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