[The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks 01] • The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook · Golf by Borgenicht, David -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Foreword Introduction 1 Bad Lies

How to Retrieve a Ball Lost in the Washer How to Tee Off in Front of a Crowd How to Retrieve a Ball Stuck in a Tree How to Retrieve a Ball from a Gopher Hole How to Scale a Fence to Retrieve a Ball How to Play Out of a Water Trap How to Play Out of High Saw Grass How to Carom the Ball Off a Wall How to Thwart a Cheat

The Lost Ball Routine Improving a Lie Reporting Fewer Strokes Playing Dumb Fake Handicap

How to Stop Thinking about a Horrible Shot

2 Equipment Disasters

How to Stop a Runaway Cart

If You Are in the Cart If You Are Not in the Cart

How to Get a Cart Out of a Sand Trap How to Start a Dead Cart

Starting Dead Gas Carts

How to Putt with a Driver How to Drive with a Putter How to Keep Score without a Pencil How to Get a Club Out of a Tree How to Survive If You Run Out of Tees

3 Dangerous Animals

How to Deal with an Alligator Near Your Ball How to Deal with a Snake Near Your Ball How to Spot a Rabid Animal How to Remove a Tick

How to Recognize Lyme Disease

How to Survive a Bird Attack How to Survive If You Hit a Beehive

If You Are Stung How to Avoid Being Stung

How to Disarm an Irate Golfer How to Control Your Golf Rage

4 Golfing Emergencies

How to Prevent a Club from Flying Out of Your Hands How to Avoid Getting Hit by a Ball How to Survive Being Hit in the Goolies How to Carry an Injured Golfer

If Alone If Accompanied by Another Person

How to Treat a Sprained Ankle How to Treat a Blister How to Treat Poison Ivy, Poison Oak, and Poison Sumac How to Treat Sunburn

How to Treat Heatstroke

How to Avoid Dehydration How to Avoid Lightning How to Survive a Tornado How to Put Out a Cigar Brush Fire

How to Avoid Starting a Fire

How to Cure a Golf Addiction

Appendix

Rules and Regulations

Too Many Clubs Ball Hits Bird or Bird Catches Ball Ball Lands in or near a Bird’s Nest Using the Wrong Club Using an Illegal Club or Equipment Fallen Hat Moves Ball Opponent Moves His Ball Ball Lands in Manure Using Putter Like a Pool Cue Animal Steals Your Ball Ball Lands on the Wrong Green Ball Leaning against Flag Stick

Fashion Emergencies

Split Seam Broken Shoelaces Sunglasses That Won’t Stay On Lost Glasses

Gambler’s Guide

Game Bets Side Bets Acknowledgments

Glossary The Experts About the Authors