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Index
Dedication
Contents
Introduction
Prologue
My Eyes! My Spine! Aaagh!
A Week at the Googolplex
Monday Night at Grumpy’s Bar
Leaving No Ass Unkissed
Je gèle mon derrière pour l’ amour du cinema
Sit Up Straight, God’s in the House
Dinner (Burp) and the Movies, Part One
Movies at the Museum
A Kidney Stone of a Week
Bring Your Own Chair
Knowing Funny
All My Heroes Look Like Movie Stars
The “Art” Film
Me to Universe: Send More IMAX Films!
Grouching Audience, Hidden Talent
Nuthin’ but Furrin’ Films
Do Not See Town & Country!
Show Up Late or Suffer
Off-Release Will Save Us All
It’s Pronounced “Cagnn”
How to Prepare for Blockbuster Season!
Picking Your Seat at the Movies
I Love New York in Early Blockbuster Season, How About You?
Now This Is a Film Festival!
Sit on the Aisle
Movies in Vacationland
A Theater Near Me
Hot Town, Summer in the City
Searching for the Theater of My Youth
Dinner (Belllch) and a Movie, Part 2
Kicks Just Keep Gettin’ Harder to Find
Movies in the Heart of the Beast
Movie Rides
For People Who Can’t Read
Australia, Part One
Australia, Part Two
I Tasted the Tutti-frutti of Rarotonga
September 11 at the Empire
Sneak Your Way to Savings!
Rischiando le mie natiche per amore del cinematografo
The Captive Audience
Pain Don’t Hurt
Date Movies: Do They Still Exist?
Rocky and Other Horrors
Documentaries Are Good for You
Harry in Your Pocket
Dinner (Yum) and the Movies, Part Three
Critics and Other People
Landmark Chronicles, Part One: In the Projection Booth
Fanboys vs. Punks
Landmark Chronicles, Part Two: I’ ve Been Workin’ at the Mooo-vieees
Don’t Mess with Santa Claus
Epilogue
Many, Many Thanks
About the Author
Copyright
About the Publisher
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