Moranthology by Moran, Caitlin -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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Dedication Contents Introduction Part One

Call Me Puffin Caffeine—Lifeblood of the Twenty-first Century Celebrity Watch Special: Michael Jackson’s Memorial I Am Caitlin Moran, and I Was a Skunk Addict I Am Late to Interview the Prime Minister What I Learned up a Mountain This Summer I Am a Dwarf Called “Scottbaio” I Do a Lot for Charity, but I Would Never Mention It Ghostbusters Is the Greatest Film of All Time. Please Do Not Argue with Me. Keith—Noddy Holder Says You Wear a Wig Sherlock Review 1: Like a Jaguar in a Cello Sherlock Review 2: The Frumious Cumberbatch Hello. You Look Wonderful.

Part Two

First Time Ever I Saw Your Face The Gay Moon Landings We Only Had Two Transsexuals in Wolverhampton Come Party With Gaga MTV Hoes Burqas: Are the Men Doing It? This Cape Makes Me Look Like Wizbit We Need Quotas, Ladies. Or We Will Be Lonely Pelicans. I Would Like Some Chivalry, Please, Dude Don’t Feed the Troll On the Set of Doctor Who This is Not a Gift

Part Three

All the Ways I’ve Ruined Your Life I Refuse to Make You Goody Bags. Leave Before I Summon a Policeman. I Hate Charlie and Lola The Horror of Daddy’s Special Lemonade In Defense of Binge Drinking Aberystwyth: The Only Place I Stop Wanting Libraries: Cathedrals of Our Souls Unlike Most of the Coalition, I Was Raised on Benefits I Know What It’s Like to be Poor. They Took Away the TV, and We Cried. I Love a Protestor. You Don’t Need Answers—Just Questions. Downton Abbey Review 1: Lady Mary’s Haunted Vagina Downton Abbey Review 2: “SEX WILL BE HAD! SEX WILL BE HAD!” Summer Is an Emergency Time Travel in the Same Four Places

Part Four

My French Dress Sherlock Review 3: As Good as Television Gets I Wish to Copyright My Hair Chicks with Big Hair Are My Chicks The Best Royal Wedding Ever My Day with Paul McCartney. From the Beatles. Celebrity Weight-Loss: The Truth Elizabeth Taylor: Heavy, Like Wet Roses Winehouse—Jump on Your Voice, Like a Lion, and Run Away My Tragically Early Death

Acknowledgments About the Author Also by Caitlin Moran Credits Copyright About the Publisher

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