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Index
Cover
Title
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
Preface: Personal Parasites
Acknowledgments
Apologia
On the Sacredness of Life
INTRODUCTION. The Saline Solution—An Inner Sea
1. Land of Smiles
2. An Encounter with Jordan Rose
3. I Had a Farm in Africa
4. Death of a Mouse
5. Intimate Relationships
6. A Peek into the Anus of—My Child
7. The Well-Hung Dog
8. Fiery Serpent
9. It Hardly Ever Happens
10. The Anti-Semitic Tapeworm
11. Mother Always Wanted Me to Be a Real Doctor
12. Missus Murphy’s Baby
13. The Day I Flunked the Macho Test
14. The Biblical Plagues
15. Alley Cats and Seagulls
16. A Better Mousetrap
17. Scandals and Ghosts
18. Spiny-Headed Monsters
19. Bloodsucking Beasts
20. Ode to a Cockroach
21. Bats, Bugs, and Bloody Bites
22. Little Fleas Have Littler Fleas
23. How to Get Rid of Crabs
24. Wild Virgins
INEXPLICABLE BEHAVIOR: Some Relationships Are More Intimate Than Others
25. Topsy-Turvy Worlds
26. A Day in the Caribbean
27. Tit, Tit, Tittie—Cuckoo
28. The Game of Life: Name That Category
29. Paean of Praise
30. Tips for Travelers
Epilogue
Glossary
Selected References
Illustration Sources
Index
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