Now That's Funny! · Jokes and Stories from the Man Who Keeps America Laughing by Simmons, Andy -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Title Page Copyright Dedication Contents The Most Important Thing About This Book Part One: America the Funny

My Life as an Award-Winning Jokes Editor America’s Ten Funniest Jokes Be the Funniest Person in the Room America’s Funniest Family Stories Stand Up? Sit Down!

Part Two: All in the Family

Welcome to My Life Macho, Macho Man The “F” Word Ode to My Puppy #1 Lord of the Dance Brush Up on Your Shakespeare Yankee Doodle Andy Ode to My Puppy #2 Making Up Is Hard to Do “In Five Hundred Feet, You Will Be Lost” “Plutonic” Friends How to Ruin a Joke Itching for a Fight Buff Your Shoes with a Banana How Sweet It Is The Dow of Pooh

Part Three: America the Odd

America, the Beautiful… and Odd…and Hysterical…and… My American Journey (Part 1) Lessons I Learned from Dumb Criminals— All Too True Edition Liar, Liar Calling Dr. Frankenstein! Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You So Sue Me! The Guide to the American Man-Hug Lame Excuses My American Journey (Part 2)

Part Four: I Work with Other Funny People

Let Me Get My Red Pencil The Petrified Woman! Humorist Jimmy Tingle Proposes an Alternative to the Alternative to the Alternative Energy Plan The Mad Men of Pranks Inc.! What Does a Movie Producer Do? Make It Stop!!

Part Five: I Suck Up to Famous People

Acknowledgements