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Index
Cover Page
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Contents
Chapter One: She Needs the Room to Bake
Chapter Two: A Taciturn Old Dame
Chapter Three: Heavy
Chapter Four: The Dominant Oblique Direction
Chapter Five: The Gimlet Portraits
Chapter Six: Wherein I Embark on Job Interviews
Chapter Seven: Perfectly Good Except for the Fact They No Longer Work
Chapter Eight: The Sex Store King
Chapter Nine: W-O-M-B-A-T
Chapter Ten: He’s a Toad
Chapter Eleven: The Wooden Spoon Woman
Chapter Twelve: An Unhealthy and Disgusting Habit
Chapter Thirteen: He Looks Bad
Chapter Fourteen: She Seems a Bit Lost
Chapter Fifteen: Little Cardboard Pets
Chapter Sixteen: Great If You Like that Sort of Thing
Chapter Seventeen: Like an Angel
Chapter Eighteen: Foggy Mountain Breakdown
Chapter Nineteen: A Scared-Ass Rabbit
Chapter Twenty: Rear Deltoid Development
Chapter Twenty-One: Go Fork Yourself
Chapter Twenty-Two: She Twitches Too
Chapter Twenty-Three: Was it So Wrong?
Chapter Twenty-Four: A Regular Tornado
Chapter Twenty-Five: Damsel in Distress
Chapter Twenty-Six: What Do You Need a Career for?
Chapter Twenty-Seven: That Fancy Woman
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Something for the Pain
Chapter Twenty-Nine: It’s My Policy
Chapter Thirty: Solidarity. Publicity. Protest.
Chapter Thirty-One: A Gnarled Root
Chapter Thirty-Two: She’s a Good Girl
Chapter Thirty-Three: Damn Decent
Acknowledgements
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