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Index
About the Authors
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Acknowledgements
Contents
100. Introductions to Books
99. Cushions on Beds
98. 27–30 December
97. Jukebox Musicals
96. Pandas
95. 4 a.m.
94. Answerphone Messages
93. Extended Warranties
92. Wind Chimes
91. TV Show Spin-offs
90. Inappropriate Caravan Names
89. One Penny Coin
88. Sharing Packs
87. News Music
86. Palindromes
85. Disposable Razor Research and Development
84. Charges at ATM Machines in Service Stations
83. Ready-salted Crisps
82. Dictator’s Pets
81. US States
80. Wearable Blankets
79. Duty Free Shops
78. Restaurants Advertising Themselves When You’re Already Eating There
77. Novelty Songs
76. A Pointless Rant About Grammar
75. Double checking
74. Customer Feedback
73. Body Hair
72. Animal Hybrids
71. Things Hanging from Pub Ceilings
70. Answering Questions on Twitter
69. War
68. Toaster Settings
67. Bad Films
66. Toner
65. Internet Passwords
64. Pointless Shopping List
63. Unadjustable Spanners
62. Celebrity Biographies
61. Explaining Rules on Episode 400 of a Quiz Show
60. Signs
59. Instinctively Clutching Your Valuables When Walking Past Suspicious-looking Youths
58. Old-Skool Hand-driers
57. Traditional Wedding Anniversaries
56. Baby Vegetables
55. Knick-knacks on Chat show Sets
54. Noughts and Crosses
53. Things That Pretend they are Gravy but Aren’t
52. LinkedIn
51. Asking Questions about Classical Music or Poetry
50. Luxembourg
49. Restaurant Loyalty Schemes
48. Pet Goldfish
47. A Pointless Walk
46. Pointless Things You Can Do in 100 Seconds
45. Game show Hosts
44. Things Hanging from Rear-view Mirrors
43. CVs
42. Ties
41. Receipts
40. Cobblers
39. Weird Hobbies
38. Fake Soundtracks on Nature Programs
37. Chip Forks
36. Cashier Number 3 Please
35. Over-complicated Hotel Showers
34. Mickey Mouse
33. Persuading British People to Speak Foreign Languages
32. Reading Out Viewers’ Tweets on TV and Radio
31. Support Bands at Gigs
30. Bank Card Security Codes
29. Twix
28. Mascara Innovations
27. Christmas Number one Singles
26. Wooden Toys
25. Unnecessary Bloody Mary Ingredients
24. Dramatic Pauses on TV Talent Shows and Reality Shows
23. Home Gyms
22. Pilots’ Briefings
21. Those Long Words That Doctors Use
20. Baby On Board Stickers
19. Online Reviews
18. Mime
17. Milk Labelling
16. Phone Boxes
15. Terrible Movie Taglines
14. Being Fourteen
13. Poems That Are Just Things Written Down That Don’t Rhyme (Also Rail Replacement Services – This is Essentially Two Pointless Things for the Price of One)
12. Shouting at Football on the TV
11. Charity Strolls
10. 98% of Everything in an Instruction Manual
9. American Words for English Food
8. Telling Tall People That They Are Tall
7. Keep Calm Spin-offs
6. Zoo ‘Filler’
5. Central African Republic
4. Male Grooming
3. Queuing in Cinemas
2. Being Number 2
1. Saying Everything is Pointless
Answers
Footnotes
82. Dictator’s Pets
fn1
81. US States
fn2
78. Restaurants Advertising Themselves When You’re Already Eating There
fn3
75. Double checking
fn4
71. Things Hanging from Pub Ceilings
fn5
65. Internet Passwords
fn6
62. Celebrity Biographies
fn7
57. Traditional Wedding Anniversaries
fn8
56. Baby Vegetables
fn9
52. LinkedIn
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fn11
fn12
49. Restaurant Loyalty Schemes
fn13
44. Things Hanging from Rear-view Mirrors
fn14
29. Twix
fn15
fn16
25. Unnecessary Bloody Mary Ingredients
fn17
fn18
24. Dramatic Pauses on TV Talent Shows and Reality Shows
fn19
fn20
18. Mime
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fn22
16. Phone Boxes
fn23
7. Keep Calm Spin-offs
fn24
6. Zoo ‘Filler’
fn25
3. Queuing in Cinemas
fn26
2. Being Number 2
fn27
1. Saying Everything is Pointless
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