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TITLE PAGE WELCOME DEDICATION PART ONE: FINALLY, THE FINALS!
CHAPTER 1.   START THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK CHAPTER 2.   SMILEYVILLE: THE TOWN WITH THE FROWN CHAPTER 3.   MIDDLE SCHOOL COOL? ME? CHAPTER 4.   MY BESTIES (FRIENDS, NOT JOKES) CHAPTER 5.   CRAMMING FOR THE FINALS CHAPTER 6.   RINGING UP THE LAUGHS CHAPTER 7.   WANTED: FUNNY BONES, FAMILY-SIZED CHAPTER 8.   LAUGH, TWO, THREE, FOUR CHAPTER 9.   A NIGHTMARE BEFORE BEDTIME CHAPTER 10. KNOCK-KNOCK IT OFF CHAPTER 11. LIVING THE DREAM—OR MAYBE THE NIGHTMARE CHAPTER 12. BEING GREAT CAN BE GRATING CHAPTER 13. READY! SET! NOT SO FAST… CHAPTER 14. THE END OF THE WORLD (WELL, MINE, ANYWAY) CHAPTER 15. TV DINNER CHAPTER 16. I’M BAAAAACK CHAPTER 17. TV OR NOT TV? CHAPTER 18. GOOD MORNING, AMERICA! CHAPTER 19. SMILE—YOU’RE ON CANDID CAMERA, 24/7 CHAPTER 20. GILDA TO THE RESCUE! CHAPTER 21. UP PAST MY BEDTIME IN THE AFTERNOON CHAPTER 22. HOLLYWOOD IN NEW YORK CHAPTER 23. JAMIE AND JIMMY CHAPTER 24. LOOK AT ME! I’M ON LATE-NIGHT TV! CHAPTER 25. PREVIEW OF COMING DISTRACTIONS CHAPTER 26. HURRY UP AND WAIT CHAPTER 27. FLYING TO THE LEFT COAST CHAPTER 28. THEY FUNNY, TOO CHAPTER 29. MEET CHATTY PATTY, DUMB AS A FOX CHAPTER 30. SURF’S UP AND I’M DOWN CHAPTER 31. I DON’T HAVE A GHOST OF A CHANCE CHAPTER 32. ONE DAY I SPENT A WEEK IN LA TRAFFIC CHAPTER 33. JUDY, JUDY, JUDY! CHAPTER 34. SHOWTIME! CHAPTER 35. STIFF COMPETITION (I’M THE STIFF) CHAPTER 36. COUNTING DOWN THE COMICS CHAPTER 37. WAS I EVEN ON THE SHOW? CHAPTER 38. AND THE LOSERS ARE… CHAPTER 39. AMERICA HAS SPOKEN! CHAPTER 40. A HEAD TOO BIG FOR MY HAT CHAPTER 41. WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE… CHAPTER 42. TONIGHT’S SPECIAL: ANOTHER LECTURE CHAPTER 43. WE INTERRUPT THIS MELTDOWN FOR A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT CHAPTER 44. SAM I AM. BAM! CHAPTER 45. MOVING TO COT CITY CHAPTER 46. PLAYING THE RED CROSS ROOM CHAPTER 47. FUNNY MEETING YOU HERE
PART TWO: HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD?
CHAPTER 48. A VERY DARK MORNING CHAPTER 49. LONG-DISTANCE DISTRESS CHAPTER 50. MAKE ’EM LAUGH CHAPTER 51. PUTTING THE “YIKES” INTO SKYPE CHAPTER 52. MORE BAD NEWS ON THE BOARDWALK CHAPTER 53. BACK TO SCHOOL… AND SUDDENLY COOL CHAPTER 54. HAULING MY BIG HEAD HOME CHAPTER 55. STINKING UP THE BATHROOM CHAPTER 56. WAKE-UP CALL CHAPTER 57. SWIMMING WITH THE HOLLYWOOD SHARKS CHAPTER 58. SLEEPING LIKE A BABY: CRYING AND SCREAMING ALL NIGHT CHAPTER 59. A LITTLE NY IN LA CHAPTER 60. STRESS REHEARSAL CHAPTER 61. CHANGING MY ACT IN MIDSTREAM CHAPTER 62. EVEN MORE HOTEL GUESTS CHAPTER 63. PARTY? ON A SCHOOL NIGHT? CHAPTER 64. HEARD ANY JUICY HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP LATELY? CHAPTER 65. A MOB OF REPORTERS CHAPTER 66. MY NEW WHEELCHAIR CHAPTER 67. PIN THE TAIL ON THE MOVIE STAR CHAPTER 68. RAFE TO THE RESCUE CHAPTER 69. HEY, IT’S HOLLYWOOD. EVERYBODY’S A PHONY! CHAPTER 70. READY OR NOT, HERE I GO! CHAPTER 71. WHERE’S JAMIE-O? CHAPTER 72. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PRESENTING ME! CHAPTER 73. A BACKSTAGE MIRACLE CHAPTER 74. LUCKY DAY? CHAPTER 75. MAY I HAVE THE ENVELOPE, PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE? CHAPTER 76. I’M SORRY. COULD YOU REPEAT THAT? CHAPTER 77. SAY GOOD-BYE TO HOLLYWOOD! CHAPTER 78. GOING BACK IN TIME CHAPTER 79. HOME SWEET HOME
ABOUT THE AUTHOR BOOKS BY JAMES PATTERSON A SNEAK PEEK OF HOUSE OF ROBOTS COPYRIGHT
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