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TITLE PAGE
WELCOME
DEDICATION
PART ONE: FINALLY, THE FINALS!
CHAPTER 1. START THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK
CHAPTER 2. SMILEYVILLE: THE TOWN WITH THE FROWN
CHAPTER 3. MIDDLE SCHOOL COOL? ME?
CHAPTER 4. MY BESTIES (FRIENDS, NOT JOKES)
CHAPTER 5. CRAMMING FOR THE FINALS
CHAPTER 6. RINGING UP THE LAUGHS
CHAPTER 7. WANTED: FUNNY BONES, FAMILY-SIZED
CHAPTER 8. LAUGH, TWO, THREE, FOUR
CHAPTER 9. A NIGHTMARE BEFORE BEDTIME
CHAPTER 10. KNOCK-KNOCK IT OFF
CHAPTER 11. LIVING THE DREAM—OR MAYBE THE NIGHTMARE
CHAPTER 12. BEING GREAT CAN BE GRATING
CHAPTER 13. READY! SET! NOT SO FAST…
CHAPTER 14. THE END OF THE WORLD (WELL, MINE, ANYWAY)
CHAPTER 15. TV DINNER
CHAPTER 16. I’M BAAAAACK
CHAPTER 17. TV OR NOT TV?
CHAPTER 18. GOOD MORNING, AMERICA!
CHAPTER 19. SMILE—YOU’RE ON CANDID CAMERA, 24/7
CHAPTER 20. GILDA TO THE RESCUE!
CHAPTER 21. UP PAST MY BEDTIME IN THE AFTERNOON
CHAPTER 22. HOLLYWOOD IN NEW YORK
CHAPTER 23. JAMIE AND JIMMY
CHAPTER 24. LOOK AT ME! I’M ON LATE-NIGHT TV!
CHAPTER 25. PREVIEW OF COMING DISTRACTIONS
CHAPTER 26. HURRY UP AND WAIT
CHAPTER 27. FLYING TO THE LEFT COAST
CHAPTER 28. THEY FUNNY, TOO
CHAPTER 29. MEET CHATTY PATTY, DUMB AS A FOX
CHAPTER 30. SURF’S UP AND I’M DOWN
CHAPTER 31. I DON’T HAVE A GHOST OF A CHANCE
CHAPTER 32. ONE DAY I SPENT A WEEK IN LA TRAFFIC
CHAPTER 33. JUDY, JUDY, JUDY!
CHAPTER 34. SHOWTIME!
CHAPTER 35. STIFF COMPETITION (I’M THE STIFF)
CHAPTER 36. COUNTING DOWN THE COMICS
CHAPTER 37. WAS I EVEN ON THE SHOW?
CHAPTER 38. AND THE LOSERS ARE…
CHAPTER 39. AMERICA HAS SPOKEN!
CHAPTER 40. A HEAD TOO BIG FOR MY HAT
CHAPTER 41. WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE…
CHAPTER 42. TONIGHT’S SPECIAL: ANOTHER LECTURE
CHAPTER 43. WE INTERRUPT THIS MELTDOWN FOR A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
CHAPTER 44. SAM I AM. BAM!
CHAPTER 45. MOVING TO COT CITY
CHAPTER 46. PLAYING THE RED CROSS ROOM
CHAPTER 47. FUNNY MEETING YOU HERE
PART TWO: HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD?
CHAPTER 48. A VERY DARK MORNING
CHAPTER 49. LONG-DISTANCE DISTRESS
CHAPTER 50. MAKE ’EM LAUGH
CHAPTER 51. PUTTING THE “YIKES” INTO SKYPE
CHAPTER 52. MORE BAD NEWS ON THE BOARDWALK
CHAPTER 53. BACK TO SCHOOL… AND SUDDENLY COOL
CHAPTER 54. HAULING MY BIG HEAD HOME
CHAPTER 55. STINKING UP THE BATHROOM
CHAPTER 56. WAKE-UP CALL
CHAPTER 57. SWIMMING WITH THE HOLLYWOOD SHARKS
CHAPTER 58. SLEEPING LIKE A BABY: CRYING AND SCREAMING ALL NIGHT
CHAPTER 59. A LITTLE NY IN LA
CHAPTER 60. STRESS REHEARSAL
CHAPTER 61. CHANGING MY ACT IN MIDSTREAM
CHAPTER 62. EVEN MORE HOTEL GUESTS
CHAPTER 63. PARTY? ON A SCHOOL NIGHT?
CHAPTER 64. HEARD ANY JUICY HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP LATELY?
CHAPTER 65. A MOB OF REPORTERS
CHAPTER 66. MY NEW WHEELCHAIR
CHAPTER 67. PIN THE TAIL ON THE MOVIE STAR
CHAPTER 68. RAFE TO THE RESCUE
CHAPTER 69. HEY, IT’S HOLLYWOOD. EVERYBODY’S A PHONY!
CHAPTER 70. READY OR NOT, HERE I GO!
CHAPTER 71. WHERE’S JAMIE-O?
CHAPTER 72. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PRESENTING ME!
CHAPTER 73. A BACKSTAGE MIRACLE
CHAPTER 74. LUCKY DAY?
CHAPTER 75. MAY I HAVE THE ENVELOPE, PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?
CHAPTER 76. I’M SORRY. COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?
CHAPTER 77. SAY GOOD-BYE TO HOLLYWOOD!
CHAPTER 78. GOING BACK IN TIME
CHAPTER 79. HOME SWEET HOME
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
BOOKS BY JAMES PATTERSON
A SNEAK PEEK OF HOUSE OF ROBOTS
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