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Index
The Absolute Bull of New Zealand
Copyright
Contents
Dedication
Advanced Reviews: Damned with Faint Praise
Dramatis Personæ
Absolute the Bull
The Liayer
Justin Case
Missus Case
Honourable Mentions
Dietary Warning
Global Warming Warning
Final Warning
An Introduction to the Chapters
The Introduction to the Chapters … Continued
Chapter 1. The First Rule of Defence: Deny! Deny! Deny!
Chapter 2. The Second Rule of Defence: Blame It on Somebody Else
Chapter 3. The Third Rule of Defence: ‘yrr Onorr, I Was Too Sloshed to Remember’
Chapter 4. The Fourth Rule of Defence: ‘yrr Onorr, I Was Too Sober to Remember’
Chapter 5. The Fifth Rule of Defence: ‘yrr Onorr! I Was Forced to Confess’
Chapter 6. The Sixth Rule of Defence: The Plea of Self-defence in the Face of Violent Provocation
Chapter 7. The Seventh Rule of Defence: Name-and-fame Suppression with a Bail Out
Chapter 8. The Eighth Rule of Defence: I Don’t Remember When I Have Amnesia
Chapter 9. The Ninth Rule of Defence: Manslaughter Is Not a Crime in the Annals of the New Zealand Justice System
Chapter 10. The Tenth Rule of Defence: Repositioning the Crim as an Honest Upright Individual
Chapter 11. The Eleventh Rule of Defence: Character References from the Defence Endorsed by Judicial Pronouncements
Chapter 12. The Twelfth Rule of Defence: Claiming Insanity Is the Psycho-path to Freedom
Chapter 13. The Thirteenth Rule of Defence: A Case by Case Study to Prepare the Case to Defend Justin Case
Some Animals Are More Equal Than Other Animals
Finger Pointing and Counting (as in Italian Driver Signage)
Inmate Comfort and Pro-cess-pool Procedures
The Common Practice of Trial and Error
Pardon My Judicial Slip Is Showing
Chapter 14 (hopefully, the Final Chapter): Der Pro-cess-pool of Trial and Error
Almost There: The Preamble to the Trial
Setting the Scene for Preamble-ramble
Chapter 15: The Trial of Justin Case
Jc at the Bat (with Apologies to Casey, for Better or for Verse)
The Aftermath
But Then Again, Maybe Not
Errata in the New Zealand Judicial Lexicon, Aka Absolute Oxymorons
Acknowledgements
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