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A Preview of EAT, SLAY, LOVE
1. Do what you love and the zombies will follow.
2. The question: What color is my parachute? The answer: Blood red, brains gray, sludge black.
3. Who moved my cheese? And my shotgun?
4. Be proactive… and ready to run if proactive backfires.
5. Don’t fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else.
6. Expand. Why stick to just killing zombies? Or killing them just one way.
7. Profits are everything. But to get them you have to catch a zombie.
8. Don’t forget the little people. Even when you want to.
9. Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit…
10. Strive for the four-hour work week. The rest of the time, run like hell.
11. Think win-win. You probably won’t get it, but think it.
12. Protect your brand… and your ass.
13. Partnerships don’t last forever. The zombie apocalypse just might.
14. The seven habits of highly effective zombies. Hint: Most of them involve eating your brains.
15. Dress for success. Also arm yourself for it.
16. Building relationships is building business. Also you sometimes need other people in order to kill all the motherfucking zombies.
17. Rich dad, poor zombie.
18. Profits aren’t everything. If you can get out with only your ass intact, that’s pretty good, too.
19. Do fight unwinnable battles. Sometimes they’re worth it.
20. Fake it ’til you make it. Just make it.
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By Jesse Petersen
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