The Meat and Potatoes of Life by Molinari, Lisa Smith -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Title Page Copyright Dedication Contents A Word From Our Sponsor The Rise and Fall of Supermom Season One | In the Beginning

Episode 1 When Strangers Marry Episode 2 Bagging the Bagger Episode 3 Does This Baby Make My Husband’s Butt Look Big? Episode 4 Pork Chop Envy Episode 5 Silence Isn’t Golden, It’s Green Episode 6 Rule No. 1: Follow the Rules Episode 7 How You Play the Game Episode 8 Cheeseballs, Perverts, and Other Financial Advisors Episode 9 Airing Dirty Laundry Episode 10 True Love Is a Gas

Season Two | In the Mix

Episode 1 Totally Tubular Episode 2 Music to My Ears Episode 3 Revival of the Fittest Episode 4 Lord of the Houseflies Episode 5 Vacationer’s Deadliest Catch Episode 6 Thanksgiving’s Forbidden Fruit Episode 7 Wanted: Mom Manager Episode 8 How Many Idiots Does It Take to Fill Out a 1040? Episode 9 Birds, Bees, and Brats Episode 10 War of the Roses Episode 11 The Stuff Families Are Made Of

Season Three | In the Trenches

Episode 1 Middle School Disorientation Episode 2 Battle of the Bulge Episode 3 The Car Pool Blues Episode 4 Lilly Saves Christmas Episode 5 Battery by Blender Episode 6 A Midsummer Night’s Scheme Episode 7 The Armchair Olympian Episode 8 Feel It in Your Rear Episode 9 The Chains of Love Episode 10 Team Mom Survival Tips Episode 11 A Christmas Carol, Redux Episode 12 Working Out a Time to Work Out Episode 13 One of Those Days Episode 14 Bracing for Bankruptcy Episode 15 The Family Meeting Episode 16 365 Days and Counting

Season Four | In It to Win It

Episode 1 The Old Man and the Degree Episode 2 My Hips Don’t Swing That Way, But My Belly Does Episode 3 Lady Surgery Episode 4 How to Succeed in Parenting by Really Trying Episode 5 The Avocado and Golden Rule Episode 6 Pomp and Unusual Circumstances Episode 7 Life, Hot Flashing Before My Eyes Episode 8 The Silent Treatment Episode 9 Freshman Orientation and Other Alien Mind Tricks Episode 10 Teen Terms Episode 11 Tears on My Toothbrush Episode 12 Puppy Personality Disorder Episode 13 The Twelve Takes of Christmas Episode 14 The Dieter’s Wall Episode 15 The Other Men (and a Few Women) in My Life Episode 16 Snacks in the City Episode 17 The Fix Is In Episode 18 What Remains to Be Seen

Season Five | Are We There Yet?

Episode 1 Lost on Memory Lane Episode 2 Never Say Never Episode 3 Once a Military Family Episode 4 Shop, Drop, and Enroll Episode 5 For the Ones Left Behind Episode 6 The Elephant in the Bedroom Episode 7 Traveling on Auto Potty Episode 8 The Hair of the Dog Episode 9 For Pity’s Sake Episode 10 The Boy Is Back in Town Episode 11 Bowl Day: A Play-by-Play Episode 12 Fifty Shades of Mattress Shopping Episode 13 The Truth About Our Son Episode 14 The Last Time Episode 15 The Realities of Now

Epilogue: It Won’t Hurt You, Mommy Credits Reader Discussion Questions