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Index
Praise
Travelers’ Tales Books
Title Page
Dedication
PART I - Trainee (The Plunge)
1 Strange Bedfellows
2 Global Warning
3 Under the Water
4 Denizens of Babel
5 Nobody Parties Like Sailors
6 The Midnight Bahamian Toga Bash
7 Ship Life 101
8 Creepy Conch Fritters
9 Graduation
10 The End of the Beginning
PART II - Waiter (Promotion)
1 My First, and Only, Clingy Lingerie Model
2 Pancake Darwinism
3 The Crew Bar
4 My Heart Will Go On
5 The Infamous Filipino Elvis Massacre
6 Great Whites
7 Dining on Ashes
8 The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Assumption
9 Stripping in the Dining Room
PART III - Assistant Maitre d’ (Demotion)
1 Bogo
2 Enemy Mine
3 The Other Sexy Bitch
4 Tattoo Goo
5 The Torture of Funship Freddy
6 Hunger Pains
7 Viral Infections and You
8 Something Sweet at Midnight
9 Showdown and Breakdown
10 Jamaican Deep Blue
PART IV - The Legend (Destruction)
1 How to Fix an American
2 Legend
3 Tongs over Escalators
4 Frog and Onion
5 Ice Pirates
6 The Boatyard
7 Lost in Panama
8 The Four Temptations of the Apocalypse
9 Toast Master General
10 The Suicide
11 The Miracle
Epilogue
PART V - Appendices
About the Author
Copyright Page
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