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Contents
I. THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST
1. The Briar Patch
2. The Virgin Bullet
3. Porn is Science
4. The Red Brick Road
5. The Backdoor Ball Sac
6. The Smoking Vaginator
7. The Magnificent Pencil Holder
8. The North Star
9. Man-Milk Mutilator
10. The Pussy Cat Posse
11. The Squirrel Tail
12. The Hyena Call
13. The Gargling of Molasses
14. The Best Friend
15. The Melting Pot of New York City’s Finest Bodily Fluids
16. The Man-Milk Shuffle
17. The Worm with a Broken Neck
18. The Blooms
19. The Fleshy Popsicle
20. The Sacrificed Lamb
21. The Sexuals
22. The Smell
Epilogue
II. THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST
Prologue
23. The Titanic
24. Fungal Cock
25. Lucifer
26. Abs and Schalongs
27. Moist
28. Wolf Fleece Wendy
29. Penis Emporium
30. Deli Meat
31. Dick Dazzle Dance
32. Fucking Condoms
33. Man Balls Mahki
34. Meerkats, Pads, and Yetis
35. Pillow Beating Beelzebub
36. Penis Allergies Please
37. Triceratops Tits
38. Beat That Meat
39. Sniff, Sniff, Kiss, Kiss
40. Fraggle Rock
41. Bro-mander in Chief
Epilogue
III. THE PARENTING ROMANCE NOVELIST
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Epilogue
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