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Index
title pages
1. I Got A Fish to Kill
For Once, I Get Lucky
The Cook Tries to Filet Me
Know My Enemy
Pirate Problems
6. The Pirate Gets His
Life or Death or Both
Meet Dickhead
Bad News and Good News
Just How Dense Stupid George Is
11. The Exit
Burned Bigtime
Machine Gun Guy
Ethical Dilemmers
Yeah, I Spelled “Dilemma” Wrong
16. Bloody Pirates
A Sinking Feeling
Legal Trouble
Justice Is Serviced
Gus Openshaw, Blackmailer
21. Trying Time
Twelve Briny Hardcases
Mutherford Unzipped
My Testimony, Part II
The Verdict
26. I Get Lucky With A Mermaid
Enemy, Mine
A Bit of Trouble Here
Greetings From Heaven
Shopping Trip
31. S-1
Her Smile
The Whaling (or trying to at least) News
Moses: High no More
Dead In The Water
36. Supper
The Tortolan Missile Crisis
Witch Way
Escape Claws
Hung up on the Island of Conch
41. My Last Words
A Minute Later
Family Feudal
Nelson at the Helm
First Mate Nelson’s Report of What Happened…
46. Conched Out
Concheror
The End
A Surprise Speaker at Thesaurus's Funeral
King Conch?
51. Would Sybil Lose her Head?
In the Navy
From the Other Side
A Deadly Blow
Hail Mary or Most Anyone Else up There
56. A Snooty Bastard
In George We Trust
Whale Killing 102
Still Fishing
Some Flukes
61. Flarq, Duq, And Nelson Swim with the Fish
Don’t Mess With Bill’s
A Problem: Vurman and Mutherforf Are still Alive
My Day Not In Court
Two Blows
66. Row vs. Waves
Squid Mark
Gas Problems
Gods and Sea Monsters
I Get Succored
71. An Announcement
Another Real Swell News Clipping
A Drink With An Old Friend
Eight Reasons Why This Could be My Last Entry
All She Wrote
76. Openshaw’s Law
Beans, The Magical Fruit
The Bastard Gets What He Deserves
Sermon on the Prow
Nelson: Employee of the Year
81. One Bullet Too Many
I Gain a Second
The Results of the Duel
The Results of the Duel (continued)
Duq’s Finest culinary Effort
86. Whaleboat
A Brief Prayer to Sunoco
My Luck
Then Again, Maybe Not
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