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Index
Title Page
Contents
Copyright
Dedication
Epigraph
Foreword, March!
Introduction: From There to Here
The Sveltes
1. from the gecko
2. naval gazing.
3. I am sobbing wet.
4. wet your appetite
5. a furled brow.
6. Kneed in the walnuts.
7. the throws of packing?
8. Amphibious Pitcher Makes Debut.
9. the terrorist was wearing a baklava.
10. The Russian takeover of Crimea is a feta com plea.
11. a last-stitch effort.
12. undo stress.
13. vast asleep.
14. a Grecian spoon.
15. Al Italia called.
16. Did Flight MH370 allude radar?
17. Aztech ruins.
18. calender.
19. roman o’clay.
20. no-nothings.
21. . . . in which H. G. Wells builds a time machine which is high jacked by Jack the Ripper.
22. Pimps feel they get a bad wrap, arent at all like sex traffickers ie, the international shit, holding bitches hostage.
23. #MarshalLaw.
24. song-cycle [that] seems to waiver from quiet to intense.
25. Grand Budapest Hotel officially joins kale as most noisesomely ubiquitous and overrated phenomenon of 1st Quarter of 2014
26. Amber Lynn.
27. fool hearty.
28. J-walking.
29. slight of hand,
30. self of steam.
31. faux-gentile.
32. eek out a living.
Brake.
33. rod iron parrot cage.
34. shuttered to a stop.
35. If I masterbait in a plane, is it a hijacking?
36. Your dairy air looks rather ravishing from this vantage point.
37. Please bare with me.
38. Straight of Hormuz.
39. baited breath
40. vocal chords.
41. tow the line.
42. shoe-in
43. started to cantor.
44. a mirrow and a chester drawers.
45. Le Maison du HandBurger.
46. stuck in the styx.
47. heart-rendering.
48. morter—
49. I besiege you to employ the services of two special agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
50. pus jewel.
51. the Red Hot Chile Peppers.
52. lack-toes intolerant,
53. pluthora
54. How do you remove oil from chettar cheese?
55. unchartered waters.
56. the feint of heart
57. oparate without interfearance
58. levy those words with a smile,
59. bough,
60. poseable thumb,
61. pass mustard.
62. cacoughany of sounds
63. ad homonym,
64. wanna-bees.
65. It cheers me to find a poet’s name in lights on a marquis!
66. esprit décor.
Brake.
67. Cholesteroil
68. curly cues
69. ultraviolent radiation—
70. garbidge station.
71. end-trails,
72. Bedside Manor
73. run the gammot
74. Segway,
75. above approach,
76. dead wringers
77. wrangle an invitation
78. imposter.
79. rock and role
80. something that really gets my gander up.
81. When I wake up I have to hack up mukis.
82. Can the Gaul Bladder Envelope the Liver?
83. Home Remedies to Treat Flem in Throat. (Cf. No. 81.)
84. gutteral.
85. pail in comparison
86. spreading like wildflowers.
87. I was a skid-roe bulimic.
88. physical year,
89. blessing in the skies,
90. horse of a different collar.
91. like a puppy on a string.
92. My main meal was spaghetti with cuddle-fish sauce.
93. pillow of his community
94. “a pillow of strength”
95. never seizes to amaze me,
96. The Janet Jackson . . . halftime performance mishap . . . has been edged in stone as a historical television incident.
97. a fine fettle of fish
98, 99, 100, and 100+. Breech, broach, and breach. And, come to think of it, brooch.
101. a brick and mortal store.
Afterword
Acknowledgments
About the Author and Illustrator
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