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Index
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Foreword
1. I’m Your Long-Lost Family! (Insert Jazz Hands)
2. LOL No
3. Every Breath You Take and Every Move You Maaake
4. TL; DR We’re in Trouble
5. Fun Fact: You’re Cursed
6. At Least There’s Popcorn?
7. No One Said Anything about Demon Hamsters
8. I Ain’t Sayin’ She’s a Gold Digger
9. I’m Not Equipped for This Level of Decision-Making
10. Aru Shah Eats Humble Pie
11. World’s Worst Pokémon
12. In Which the Pandavas Are Stranded, But, Hey, the Fruit Is Great!
13. The Ocean Stops Brynne
14. That Big Demigod Energy
15. Rich-People Problems
16. Aim for the Head(s)
17. You Get a Quest! And You Get a Quest!
18. Sorrow with a Side of Cow
19. At Least We’re Not in a Parking Lot?
20. Souls by the Spoonful
21. Congrats, You’re a Potato
22. Begone, Worthless Rogue!
23. Wanna See a Magic Trick?
24. The Tale of Uttanka
25. Go Ahead, Make My Day
26. One Aru Is Enough
27. You Seem a Decent Fellow; I Hate to Kill You
28. The Mitochondria Is the Powerhouse of the Cell
29. The Tale of Shikhandi
30. Inconceivable!
31. Brynne Cannot Open the Thing
32. I Love a Good Ole Deadly Family Reunion
33. Hi. Can I Exchange This Prophecy? No? Crap.
34. Are You There, God-Dad? It’s Me, Aru.
35. I Really Need a Hug
36. Big Mistake. Huge.
37. The Worst Wish
38. Ugly Applause
39. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
40. I Have a Boyfriend in Canada
41. Happy Birthday, Aru Shah
42. Wait…Who? What? HOW?
43. Keeping Promises
44. A Game of Hot Potato
45. I Don’t Want to Be Frodo
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