Moo by Smiley, Jane -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover About the Author Other Books by This Author Title Page Copyright Dedication Contents Part One

1 Old Meats 2 More Than Seven Thousand New Customers Every August 3 The Midwest 4 The Common Wisdom 5 Secular Humanism 6 Creative Writing 7 Homo Economicus 8 The First Memo 9 A Party 10 Same Night, Different Party 11 Born Again 12 A Rule Broken 13 The Keynote 14 The Provost Is Tempted 15 A Proposal Made 16 Earl Ponders 17 A Vision of the Future 18 A Soldier of the Revolution 19 The Worst Horse in the World 20 Who’s in Bed with Whom 21 It’s Ironic

Part Two

22 Trickle-Down Economics 23 The Dusty Archives 24 Picking and Choosing 25 A Revision of the Future 26 Clutter 27 Call for Papers 28 Networking 29 Midterm Review 30 A Celebration 31 He Tells Her He’s Not Married 32 It’s Always Something 33 Why?

Part Three

34 Why Not? 35 The Consequences 36 Another Point of View 37 Earl’s Opinion 38 An Unbelievable Coincidence 39 Off Campus 40 Dissemination 41 Harvest Home 42 Leben und Arbeit 43 Up or Out 44 Some Research 45 Privileged Information 46 So Soon 47 Joe Doaks, Young American 48 “Lydia”

Part Four

49 Feliz Navidad 50 Away in a Manger 51 Merry Christmas 52 Happy Holidays 53 Season’s Greetings 54 Happy New Year 55 Death and the Maiden 56 Less Talk, More Action 57 Mass Media 58 You Can’t Always Get What You Want 59 Conspiracy Theory 60 Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

Part Five

61 Downsizing 62 Stormy Weather 63 Golden Arches 64 A Little Deconstruction 65 The Ripple Effect 66 The Provost Reflects 67 Deus ex Machina 68 Paperwork 69 Off-off-off Campus 70 Some Weddings