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Index
Cover
Description
Back Cover
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Contents
Chapter 1: Brushing Up
Chapter 2: It Embarrasses Me, a Latte
Chapter 3: Using My Noodle
Chapter 4: In My Opinion
Chapter 5: That’s Entertainment?
Chapter 6: Lend Me Everything But Your Ear . . .
Chapter 7: Numberific
Chapter 8: The Name’s the Shame
Chapter 9: At the Finished Line
Chapter 10: Shortscicle
Chapter 11: Come for a Spell
Chapter 12: Remote Out-of-Control
Chapter 13: Answering the Scrawl
Chapter 14: Who, Me?
Chapter 15: Ch-ch-ch-check, Please
Chapter 16: No Stopping the Topping
Chapter 17: Things Are (Not) Looking Up
Chapter 18: This Kid Ain’t Kidding Around
Chapter 19: What Can I Say?
Chapter 20: Commotion Pictures
Chapter 21: Not-So-Special K
Chapter 22: Because You Asked . . .
Chapter 23: Before I Get Old . . .
Chapter 24: Rinse-identally . . .
Chapter 25: Rattled
Chapter 26: Shhhhh . . .
Chapter 27: Who’s There?
Chapter 28: Sick ’Em
Chapter 29: 101 Donations
Chapter 30: C.L.U.B. Sandwich
Chapter 31: Good Thing You Got Here Oily
Chapter 32: Getting to Know Me
Chapter 33: I Got Rooked
Chapter 34: A Regular Howldini
Chapter 35: Fridge-a-Dare
Chapter 36: Nice to See You
Chapter 37: A Thing of the Past-a
Chapter 38: Pleasant Dreams, Unpleasant Streams
Chapter 39: How Inventive!
Chapter 40: Right Between the Eyes
Chapter 41: Meowch!
Chapter 42: The Most Important Story Ever
Chapter 43: The Brush-Off
Chapter 44: Barking up the Family Tree
Chapter 45: This Just In . . .
Chapter 46: Lesson the Damage
Chapter 47: Come What May
Chapter 48: Where, Oh Where, Oh Where?
Chapter 49: The Bad Cold
Chapter 50: The Fizz Biz
Chapter 51: Vegging Out
Chapter 52: Checkup (and Down)
Chapter 53: I Feel Alphabetter Already
Chapter 54: Maybe I Should Try Glassical?
Chapter 55: That’s Showbiz
Chapter 56: Handy Candy
Chapter 57: May I Haf Your Addemtion?
Chapter 58: Am I Being Shellfish?
Chapter 59: My Workweak
Chapter 60: I Heard This from Denise Reiss
Chapter 61: Deer Me!
Chapter 62: Stool Pigeon
Chapter 63: Big Change
Chapter 64: The Better Letter
Chapter 65: Punctured Punctuation
Chapter 66: The United Scrapes of America
Chapter 67: Good Buy, Good Buy, Good Buy!
Chapter 68: It’s Tutu Much!
Chapter 69: Route, Route, Route for the Home Team
Chapter 70: Brotherly Love?
Chapter 71: The Winner Takes It All
Chapter 72: What I Wish
Chapter 73: Just Curious
Chapter 74: Holy Cow Juice!
Chapter 75: Zzzz . . .
Chapter 76: It’s Better to Give . . .
Chapter 77: Roll On!
Chapter 78: Stop Needling Me!
Chapter 79: What a Gas!
Chapter 80: The Matter Is Clothed
Chapter 81: Mom and Pop(corn)
Chapter 82: All I Need
Chapter 83: Zzzz . . . (Part Two)
Chapter 84: Uh-Oh!
Chapter 85: Weather or Not
Chapter 86: Smooch
Chapter 87: Eater’s Digest
Chapter 88: The Bucks Stop Here
Chapter 89: Crust Bust
Chapter 90: Wish You Were Here Here
Chapter 91: A Real Meal Deal
Chapter 92: Feeding Time
Chapter 93: Disconcerting
Chapter 94: Mattress Stress
Chapter 95: Look What I Invented!
Chapter 96: Finger Food
Chapter 97: Please Don’t Feed the People
Chapter 98: It Doesn’t Compute
Chapter 99: I Got a Bad Coif
Chapter 100: Poem 100
Index of Titles
Index of First Lines
Footnote
Note 1
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