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Index
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Contents
My Name
Why They Call Me Houdini
Houdini Weenie
No Swearing or Sex
Ten Rules for Writing a Kid’s Novel
My Neighborhood
What’s in a Name?
“My Friends, I Think We Hit the Big Time”
Ten Creatures Mr. Gregory Gregory Could Have Been in a Previous Life
My Family
The Difference Between Crazy and Mean
Every Novel Needs a Villain
“A Bunch of Wizards with Their Butts Stuck in Books”
Old Man Jackson
Gears of War
Ten Things I Miss about Franklin That Are Really One Thing
Being a Writer Ain’t Easy
A Mountain of Leaves
“Take a Hike”
Two Houdinis
Inside Jackson’s House: Part One
Ten Urban Legends about Jackson and Da Nang
“A Lot Can Happen to a Person”
War
In This Corner
The Importance of Brains
Ten Other Quotations from Houdini
The First Annual Leaf-Diving Contest
One Good Reason Not to Invite Angel Dimitri to Leaf-Diving Contest
A Worm of an Idea
Nine Ideas for Revenge on Angel I Didn’t Use, and One Crazy One Offered by Jorge
“Found to Be Missing”
“Get Your Behind in Here, Boy”
Inside Jackson’s House: Part Two
RIP
Ten Things You Can Do to Calm Down Your Father When He Loses It, with Thanks to the Thesaurus
Family Reunion at the Police Station
A Whole New Enemy
No Explanations
The Worm Crawls Out of Its Hole
Ten Things That Make You Hip in My Neighborhood
The Storm
“Can We Take a Hand Vote on That?”
Barber School
Old Man’s Jackson’s House Yet Again
Ten Ways to Describe Angel’s Shaved Head
“Very Creepy”
The Zoo
“Don’t Tell Me about Fair”
The Stupid Law
One Big Happy Family
Ten Other Guesses about What Happened to Angel at Old Man Jackson’s
“Take a Pill or Something”
John Smith and Sons
“Just Let It End, Dude”
Books John Smith, Jr., aka Houdini, Might Have Read
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher
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