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Index
Contents
Preface
Introduction
Chapter 1 Shattering the Myths
Chapter 2 Replacing the Myths
Chapter 3 Passing My Entrance Exam at Screw U.
Chapter 4 My Three Unforgettable Professors at Screw U.
Chapter 5 Type Number Three Is Sincerely Sorry that He Grabbed Your Chips, but the Result Is Just the Same as If He Were Glad
Chapter 6 Type Number One Isn't Sorry that He Grabbed Your Chips, Because He Warned You Ahead of Time How He Plays the Game
Chapter 7 Type Number Two Isn't Sorry that He Grabbed Your Chips, Because, in Spite of His Assurances to the Contrary, that Was His Intention from the Outset
Chapter 8 My Senior Year at Screw U.
Chapter 9 My Graduation from Screw U.
Chapter 10 Using Posture Power to Get the Ball
Chapter 11 Advancing the Ball to Midfield
Chapter 12 Reaching the Opponent's Twenty Yard Line
Chapter 13 Scoring
Chapter 14 It Doesn't Count Until the Points Are on the Scoreboard
Chapter 15 The Return of The Tortoise
Chapter 16 The Return of The Tortoise, Part II
Chapter 17 The Tortoise Dons His Hare Costume
Chapter 18 The Tortoise Returns to True Form
Chapter 19 The Ultimate Insurance Policy
Chapter 20 Sticking with a Winning Formula
Chapter 21 Answer: Not to Be Intimidated
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