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~Part One~ how to leave the City of Spires
1. hoping for toast
2. breakfast again a week later
3. a number of bad choices
4. and several more, possibly worse
5. dangerous choice
6. very little choice for lunch
7. how a Queen says goodbye to the soft life
8. earlier bad choices lead to ...
~Part Two~ how to cross the Stones of Beyond
9. choosing to go on
10. going on by mistake
11. one way to make a squirrel sick
12. nobody should do this
~Part Three~ how to travel to Um’Binnia
13. too late to change your mind
14. how to treat a present from your brother
15. dubious pie or stale muffin in the canteen
16. not plenty of choice outside either
17. fat chance of any choice right now
~Part Four~ many shocks and many temptations
18. moustache
19. bad choice, bad choice and bad choice leads to...
20. choosing how to say hello
21. choosing a suitable rear end
22. what to say or not about that moustache
23. how to travel to the Zoo
24. where and how to hide in the Grand Zoo
25. what not to blow your nose on
26. how to behave well (or badly) in the Grand Imperial Hall of the Great Mountain City of the Wonderful Country of Um’Binnia, in front of the greatest Emperor the world has ever known, and not throw up
27. problems with choosing the good things
28. is it thievery or not?
29. the most delicious of all breakfasts
30. why all Um’Binnian magazines are so very boring
31. one choice leads to some luck but . . .
~Part Five~ what to do when you’ve escaped but only so far
32. choose any way you like as long as it’s down
33. sensible shoes
34. life-bottles
35. how to please an Ocean Toad
36. swimming styles of weary travellers
37. no choice for breakfast
38. the choice of Ocean Toads
39. the problem with disagreement
40. wrong choice, wrong wrong wrong
41. sometimes you just know - at least, you hope so
42. the only choice possible
43. oh please, not another bad choice
44. how to find south
Postscript 1: The Royal Swear Word
Postscript 2: Emperor Prowdd’on’s Moustache Wardrobe
Postscript 3: Um’Binnian Cabbage Cream
Map of Um’Binnian
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