Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence, and a Bad Haircut by O'Rourke, P.J. -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Page Title Page Copyright Page Dedication Acknowledgments Contents Introduction Juvenilia Delinquent

Why I Invaded Cambodia The Boxer Shorts Rebellion Jets and Sharks Drop Acid, Read Marcuse Harry Interviews a Grown-up Editorial from the “Bummer” Issue “Taking the Train” Poems

The Truth About the Sixties and Other Fiction

An Inquiry into the Nature of Good and Evil Dynamite Another Tale of Uncle Mike Ghosts of Responsibility A Perfect Couple An Atheist in the Foxhole

Days of Wage

A Few Thoughts on Humor and Humorists Unpaid Bills The Problem with Communism How Fluoridated Water Turns Kids into Communists So Drunk Why I’m Not Afraid of the Dark

Drives to Nowhere

The Welsh National Combined Mud Wresding and Spelling Bee Championship Boom Squeal Boom Squeal Yip Yip Yip A Borderline Experience The Ultimate Politically Incorrect Car Surf and Turf Safari P.J. Meets the Atomic Death Toboggan Die, Eco-weenies!

Essays, Prefaces, Speeches, Reviews, and Things Jotted on Napkins

Contribution to “Sixty Things a Man Should Know” Foreword to A Modern Man’s Guide to Women On First Looking into Emily Post’s Etiquette Book Tour Speech Given to Libertarians Thoughts on the Prospect of a Sixties Revival

Current and Recurrent Events

The 1994 Mexican Elections The 1987 Stock Market Crash Whitewater Health Care Reform The Caribbean Refugee Crisis 100 Reasons Why Jimmy Carter Was a Better President than Bill Clinton Republicans Take Control of Congress

Bad Sports

Fly-Fishing Bird Hunting Deep-Sea Fishing Golf

Footnote

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