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Index
Title Page
Dedication
Table of Contents
Disclaimer
Introduction
Step One: Be born to Jane and Dan Kurchak
Step Two: Harden your heart. And the pieces of your body that rub against the inside seams when you wear jeans
Step Three: Lie and/or obfuscate
Step Four: Make yourself useful
Step Five: Work and socialize with people who are arguably less normal than you are
Step Six: Make the worst possible choices in love. Somehow meet the right person anyway
Step Seven: Find a healthy outlet for your identity crisis. Like professional pillow fighting
Step Eight: Drink
Step Nine: Fail
Step Ten: Discover that GI Joe lied and knowing is not always half the battle
Step Eleven: Write a story about vaccines. Never hear the end of it
Step Twelve: Burn out and watch 105 episodes of a 50-year-old TV show
Step Thirteen: Flail
Step Fourteen: Make slight progress by retracing the steps of a nameless Cold War spy trapped in a bizarre and remote prison
Step Fifteen: Damned if I know
Acknowledgements
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