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Index
COVER
TITLE
COPYRIGHT
DEDICATION
CONTENTS
WELCOME TO THE TONGUE-SHOW
THE ROADRUNNER TRIUMPHS AGAIN
“WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG-A PIZZA PIE . . .”
SIGHTS AND SOUNDS IN A CUP OF COFFEE
SEX AND THE SINGLE ARMREST
TWO GOOD REASONS FOR HAVING A BATH
NO REDEEMING FEATURES
THE DYNAMICS OF THE COCKTAIL PARTY
DÉJÀ VU ALL OVER AGAIN
SWEET THOUGHTS FROM A TINY BRAIN
THE BIG BANG ON CABLE
I THINK, THEREFORE I BLINK
DOG DAZE
A WHIFF OF ASPARAGUS
THE SCIENCE OF WALKING
THE SWARM
THE EVOLUTION OF THE TEDDY BEAR
I’LL NEVER FORGET WHAT’S-HIS-FACE
AN UPLIFTING EXPERIENCE
WHEN THE LAVATORY BECOMES A LABORATORY
CLOSET SCIENCE
LETTERS FROM HEAVEN
FEATHERS
THIS CHAPTER IS A YAWNER
JUST WALKIN’ IN THE RAIN
UNSTEADY AS SHE GOES
FURTHER READING
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
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