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Index
Cover
Other Books by This Author
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
Author’s Note
Prologue (or “Jingle Balls”)
January
New Year’s Eve (Child): Witchy Woman
New Year’s Eve (Adult): Caramel Corn, Comas, Coupled
February
Chinese New Year: One Unfortunate Cookie
The Oscars and Miss America: The Gay Grifters
Ash Wednesday: (Not the) Son of a Preacher Man
Valentine’s Day: Cupid’s Stupid
Mardi Gras: Bead Me Up, Scotty!
March
Happy Birthday to M(im)e: Get Outta the Box Already!
St. Patrick’s Day: The O’Rouses
Spring Break: Heaven’s Waiting Room
April
Easter: Helen Keller Could Find That Egg!
April Fool’s Day: Joke’s on Me
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Month: The Wonder Years
Secretary’s Day: The Quick Brown Fox Jumps over the Lazy Dog
Arbor Day: Homo Depot
May
Mother’s Day (Child): Fact or Fiction?
Mother’s Day (Adult): The Privileged Few
Memorial Day: Pretty Pink Peonies
June
Father’s Day: Zooks, Cukes, Maters, & Taters
Pez Collectors National Convention: My Plastic Peeps
July
Independence Day: Gutting Gary
Anniversary: So, a Gift Card to Trader Joe’s Isn’t Romantic?
September
Barbie’s Birthday: Isn’t Our Daughter a Doll?
Puppy Shower: Margie and Me
Labor Day: Sold! … to the Woman Holding Her Teeth!
October
Halloween (Young): Ubangi in the Ozarks
Halloween (Adult): What a Drag!
Swedish Day: That’s No Way to Talk to a Viking
November
Thanksgiving (Nontraditional): Turkey with the Torso
Thanksgiving (Traditional): Where’s My Marshmallows?
Election Day: There’s an Elephant in the Room
December
The Holiday Party: Blue Christmas
The Christmas Letter: High-Whisk Communication
Christmas: My Holiday Miracle
Acknowledgments
About the Author
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