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Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
1. Could You Please Stop Killing My Goat?
2. Your Standard Rooftop Chase Scene with Talking Swords and Ninjas
3. My Friends Protect Me by Telling Me Absolutely Nothing. Thanks, Friends
4. A Cheetah Runs Me Over
5. My Sword Has a Better Social Life Than I Do
6. Love Me Some Weasel Soup
7. Have You or Someone You Love Ever Suffered from Lindworms?
8. I Am Saved from Certain Death by Being Killed
9. Never Take a Bubble Bath with a Decapitated God
10. The Most Awkward Viking Luau Ever
11. What’s a Guy Gotta Do to Get a Standing Ovation?
12. Samirah and Magnus Sitting in a Tree, T-A-L-K-I-N-G
13. Relax, It’s Just a Little Death Prophecy
14. Cry Me a Blood River. Wait. Actually, Don’t
15. All in Favor of Slaughtering Magnus, Please Say Aye
16. Hearthstone Unleashes His Inner Bovine
17. Uncle Randolph Gets on My Naughty List BIG-TIME
18. I Need to Learn Many, Many More Cusswords in Sign Language
19. Should I Be Nervous that the Pilot Is Praying?
20. In Case of Demonic Possession, Please Follow Illuminated Signs to the Nearest Exit
21. Loiterers Will Be Shot, Then Arrested and Shot Again
22. Pretty Sure Hearthstone’s Dad Is a Cow-Abducting Alien
23. Yep, His Other Car Is Definitely a UFO
24. Oh, You Wanted to Breathe? That’ll Be an Extra Three Gold
25. Hearthstone? More Like Hearthrob. Am I Right?
26. We Nuke All the Fish
27. Let Me Go Immediately, or I Will Make You a Billionaire
28. And If You Order Now, You Also Get This Cursed Ring!
29. Nøkk, Nøkk
30. Somewhere Over the Rainbow, There’s Some Messed-Up Stuff Going On
31. Heimdall Takes a Selfie with Literally Everyone
32. Godzilla Sends Me an Important Message
33. Falafel Break? Yes, Thank You
34. We Visit My Favorite Mausoleum
35. We Have a Tiny Problem
36. Solving Problems with Extreme Fashion
37. Meat S’mores Roasting on an Open Fire
38. You Will Never, Ever Guess Blitzen’s Password
39. Elvis Has Left the Bowling Bag
40. Little Billy Totally Deserved It
41. When in Doubt, Turn Into a Biting Insect
42. Or You Could Just Glow a Lot. That Works, Too
43. You Keep Using the Word Help. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means
44. We Are Honored with Runes and Coupons
45. Pigtails Have Never Looked So Frightening
46. Here Comes the Bride and/or the Assassin
47. I Prepare for Funkytown Combat
48. All Aboard the Cheesy Gordita Express
49. Thrym!
50. A Little Refreshing Poison in Your Face, Sir?
51. Hello, Paranoia, My Old Friend
52. My Uncle Gets Some Backup Singers
53. It’s Hammer Time! (Someone Had to Say It)
54. Squirrels in the Window May Be Larger Than They Appear
55. Daisies in the Shape of an Elf
56. Let’s Try This Whole “Meeting for Coffee” Thing Again
57. I Call In Some Favors
Glossary
Pronunciation Guide
The Nine Worlds
Runes (In Order of Mention)
Also by Rick Riordan
Preview of The Trials of Apollo, Book One: The Hidden Oracle
About the Author
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