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Index
COVER PAGE
TITLE PAGE
TABLE OF CONTENTS
DEDICATION
INTRODUCTION
CHAPTER ONE
Who Am I? Where Am I?
Is “Lose Weight” a Good Goal?
Which Half of the Job Do You Want?
Is Your Job Right for Telecommuting?
I Know There Was Something I Was Supposed to Do Today!
What to Do First?
I’m Not Ready for This Day to Be Here!
Surviving the Witching Hour
Urgent—Urgent—Emergency
Watch Me Do a Backbend!
Inch by Inch, Step by Step
CHAPTER TWO
Allow Me to Introduce Myself
Am I Richly Rewarded?
I’m Playing Video Games in My Dreams!
Hurry! We’re Going to Be Late for Basket Weaving!
Healthy as a Horse
You Can’t Make a Difference if You Can’t Make It Up the Stairs
The Facts
She Works Hard for the Money
Ice Cream Has Milk, So It Must Be Health Food
Statistics from the American Dietetic Association
If You Don’t Sleep Like a Baby, You Will Act Like One
Statistics from National Sleep Foundation
The Sleepiness Scale
Learn from the School of Hard Knocks
CHAPTER THREE
Is Everything Worth Doing Right?
I Dare You to Cross This Line
What? I’m Not Superwoman?
Can We Talk About This Tomorrow?
I’ll Just Rest My Head Here for a Second and ZZZZ...
What? You Can’t Read My Mind?
If I’m Early, I’m Not Eating a Worm!
Multitasking Mania
Yes, It Is Your Fault
I Just Can’t Stand It If You Don’t Like Me
CHAPTER FOUR
I Just Can’t Make Up My Mind!
When Is Later, Anyway?
Will You People Leave Me Alone?
Over and Over and Over and . . .
Hey, Mom! Watch How Many Balls I Can Juggle!
Hurry Up and Wait!
Honey, Call Me on the Cell If You Want to Talk
Consequences of Being Available 24/7
Oops . . . Have I Really Been Playing Minesweeper for an Hour?
Drive, Eat, Talk, Shave . . .
Fly Me to the Moon
CHAPTER FIVE
Step by Step, Bit by Bit
You Might Be a Clutterer If . . .
I’m a Walking Junk Drawer
If It’s Hidden, Am I Still a Slob?
Drawer Tips
Closet Tips
You Kept the Cork from the Wine Bottle?
Toys Are Us!
Man Is a Cooking Animal
A Two-Ton Trashcan on Wheels
Have Bunny Slippers Will Travel
Furniture and Storage
Computer and Peripherals
Software
Other Technology and Equipment
An Empty Room Signifies an Empty Mind
CHAPTER SIX
This Is My CYA Paper File
I Filed It So Well, I Hid It From Myself
I’m Drowning in a Sea of Paper!
Oops, Where Was This Hiding?
Where the Heck Does This Go?
Don’t Call Me: I’ll Call You
My Brain Has a Loose Wire
If I Die, Can Anyone Find the Marriage Certificate?
Personal Data
Prior Address Data
Insurance (life, medical, auto, long-term Care, disability)
Asset Data
Personal Property
Liability Data:
Financial Statement Data
Where in the World Is My Family?
So Much to Read, So Little Time
CHAPTER SEVEN
Wow, You’re Smart!
At Your Service
Can You Bring Me More Time?
The Faster I Shop, the Faster I Eat
If I Drive Faster, Does It Count?
If It Weren’t for Me, Honey, We Wouldn’t Have Any Friends
The Domestic Diva
Cobwebs in the Corners?
Kitchen
Bathroom
Bedroom
Laundry room
General
Boxed Macaroni and Cheese for Dinner?
What? Your Five-Year-Old Doesn’t Cook Yet?
CHAPTER EIGHT
Hopelessly Devoted to Work
If I Leave My Computer On, Will People Think I’m Still Here?
My Middle Name Is “Zen”
Recreation Means to “Re-Create”
I Have Fourteen Weeks of Saved Vacation!
Do You Remember When?
Remind Me What Your Name Is, Again?
You Collect What?
If I Got Dressed Quickly, Did I Do a Better Job?
Can You Give Me a Minute?
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
CONCLUSION
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
ALSO BY LAURA STACK
COPYRIGHT PAGE
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