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Index
Cover Page
Title Page
Dedication
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Author's Note
Chapter 1 Why Alex May Not Have a Physical Body Also, Choosing the Correct Millisecond
Chapter 2 A Complete Inability to Learn from Failure Also, Incompetence, Ignorance, and Clumsiness
Chapter 3 The Thing That Came from Merv’s Dining Room Also, A Hiawatha Much Bigger Than Yours
Chapter 4 Close Your Eyes, Breathe Deeply, and Scream Also, I Discover More in My Head Than Just Knowledge
Chapter 5 Halloween Comes Suddenly Also, Scandalous Thoughts About Ned Flanders’s Wife
Chapter 6 Thinking Ahead While Not Thinking at All Also, Safety Instructions for Your Jeopardy Weapon
Chapter 7 How Everything Is Connected Also, Twenty-One Interesting Uses for Rubber
Chapter 8 Evening Falls Also, A Fifty-Foot Wall in My Head
Chapter 9 Fun with Howards End Also, I Kick William Shakespeare’s Ass
Chapter 10 The Longest Day Also, I Am Attacked by Ravenous Badgers
Chapter 11 The War Comes Home Also, Detaching My Althing from My Knesset
Chapter 12 Jeopardy Fever Also, I Am Ambushed by the Bishop of Hippo
Chapter 13 Facing the Think Music Also, Strangers Seize Me by the Udder and Yank
Chapter 14 We’re Malaysia-Bound Also, Why People Are Looking at Me Funny in This Coffee Shop
Chapter 15 A Hail Mary for Anthony Hopkins Also, Fishing Up the Urethra
Chapter 16 Things to Do on Jeopardy! When You’re Dead Also, Private Moments with Mrs. Butterworth
Chapter 17 A Pep Talk from President Garfield Also, What I Bought from the J. H. Gilbert Co. of Willoughby, Ohio
Chapter 18 Greed, a Quick Smush, and a Shameful Little Booby Also, I Help with Another Howard’s End
Chapter 19 Jane Also, Jane
Chapter 20 The Importance of Memory in Recovery Also, A Brief Look at Estonian Revolutionary Movements
Chapter 21 My Life as a Rockette Also, Why I Have an Ancient Civilization in My Pants
Chapter 22 Attack of the Pudu Also, I Get Lost in Africa
Chapter 23 Love, Kindness, and an Old Chicken Sandwich Also, Why Penguins Throw Up Down Under
Chapter 24 The Ultimate Tournament Also, I Swear Off the Weapon
Chapter 25 Not Quite Letting Go of Outcome Also, A Massive Explosion Caught Live on Videotape
Chapter 26 Where All Knowledge Is Kept Also, Eleven More Sentences That Are Actually True
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