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Index
Title Page
Dedication Page
Contents
Part One: Small Change
Chapter One: Three-Card Monte
Chapter Two: The Fourth Watcher
Chapter Three: The First One She’s Had in Years That Isn’t a Street Fake
Chapter Four: Karma Is a Soft Drink
Chapter Five: How Much It Means to Me That You’re There
Chapter Six: A Perfume from About a Thousand Years Ago
Chapter Seven: Women Are the Only People Who Look Good Naked
Chapter Eight: Maybe a Problem
Chapter Nine: Carrots Were the Last Straw
Chapter Ten: Better Than the Real Thing
Chapter Eleven: The Other End of the Line
Chapter Twelve: A Yellow Heart
Chapter Thirteen: My Sweetness Is Classified
Chapter Fourteen: It’s Not Coming from the Direction You Expect
Part Two: Folding Money
Chapter Fifteen: The End of the World
Chapter Sixteen: I Don’t Know What “Usual” Means to You
Chapter Seventeen: The Leading Sphincter on the Planet
Chapter Eighteen: Green and White and Brown and White
Chapter Nineteen: Simoleons
Chapter Twenty: Moby-Dick
Chapter Twenty-One: He’s More Like Arnold Than He Is Like Me
Chapter Twenty-Two: The Color of Ancient Ice
Chapter Twenty-Three: It Starts Ugly and Gets Worse
Chapter Twenty-Four: Major-League Heat
Chapter Twenty-Five: Ugliest Mole in China
Chapter Twenty-Six: The Secret Map
Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Snoop
Chapter Twenty-Eight: As Though He’s Been Invited
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Asterisks Would Take Too Long
Chapter Thirty: You Guys Are So Old
Chapter Thirty-One: Aurora Borealis
Chapter Thirty-Two: In the Bag
Part Three: To Choke A Horse
Chapter Thirty-Three: That Makes Me the Fool
Chapter Thirty-Four: You Have Thirty-One Left
Chapter Thirty-Five: Not Really the Go-To Guy on Hip-Hop
Chapter Thirty-Six: Death Threats and a Strawberry Shake
Chapter Thirty-Seven: He Doesn’t Deserve You
Part Four: Million-Dollar Minute
Chapter Thirty-Eight: We’ve Got People to Kill
Chapter Thirty-Nine: He Wasn’t Much, but He Had a Name
Chapter Forty: I’ll Never Sleep on It Again Anyway
Chapter Forty-One: The Deal Just Changed
Chapter Forty-Two: They’ve All Got Their Little Hatchets
Chapter Forty-Three: A World of Wind and Wet
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