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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Table of Contents
Dedication
Epigraph
Foreword
1. Why I’m a Democrat
2. How I Became a Comedian
3. Saturday Night Live (Not the Drug Part)
4. Saturday Night Live (The Drug Part)
5. Saturday Night Live (The Part Where I Leave)
6. Paul
7. A 99 Percent Improvement
8. Year of the Bean Feed
9. The DeHumorizer™
10. I Attempt to Litigate Comedy
11. Hermann the German and the Pull-Out Couch
12. No Joke
13. Harry and Chuck
14. Icarus Soars
15. Twixt Cup and Lip
16. Public Opprobrium
17. My First Powwow
18. Tax-Dodging, Rape-Joking Pornographer for Senate
19. Franni Saves the Campaign
20. “Has It Gotten That Bad?!”
21. “It’s Close, It’s Very Close”
22. The Recount
23. Welcome to the NFL
24. I Actually Become a Senator
25. My First Big Win*
26. What Gets Me out of Bed in the Morning
27. The Case of Perry Mason’s Lost Case
28. The Angel and the Devil
29. Never Give the Staff Credit
30. Letting My Id Run Amok
31. I Screw Up
32. Operation Curdle
33. Health Care: Now What?
34. I Meet George W. Bush
35. The 64 Percent Rule
36. My Republican Friends
37. Sophistry
38. Bulletproof
39. Cracks in My Soul
40. The Koch Brothers Hate Your Grandchildren
41. No Whining on the Yacht
42. I Win Awards
43. We Build a DeHumorizer™
44. I Get Reelected
45. Lies and the Lying Liar Who Got Himself Elected President
46. I Attend a Presidential Inauguration
47. Being as Good as the People We Serve
Photos
Acknowledgments
Also by Al Franken
Mission Statement
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