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Index
Cover Page
Title Page
Table of Contents
Dedication
Introduction
Talk the Talk: A Portland Vocabulary Lesson
(A Postcard from 1981)
Quests: Adventures to Hunt Down
1. THE SELF-CLEANING HOUSE
2. HOUSE OF CUNT
3. VOLCANO BASKETBALL
4. ADULT SOAPBOX DERBY
5. SANTA RAMPAGE
6. THE EMILY DICKINSON SING-ALONG
7. ABANDONED TIMBERLINE HIGHWAY
8. FIRE DEPARTMENT RIDE-ALONGS
9. THAT’S NO LADY
10. BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
11. MONK-FOR-A-MONTH
12. TRICERATOPS CLEANING
13. EVICTION COURT
14. THE DE-VIRGINIZING DANCE
(A Postcard from 1985)
Chow: Eating Out
THE ALIBI
DELTA CAFÉ
FULLER’S RESTAURANT
LE HAPPY
WESTERN CULINARY INSTITUTE
WILD ABANDON
(A Postcard from 1986)
Haunts: Where to Rub Elbows with the Dead
1. NORTHWEST PARANORMAL INVESTIGATIONS
2. THE PORTLAND MEMORIAL
3. MOUNT GLEALL CASTLE
4. HOODOO ANTIQUES
5. BAGDAD THEATER
6. NORTH PORTLAND LIBRARY
7. CATHEDRAL PARK
8. SAUVIE ISLAND
9. HEATHMAN HOTEL’S HAUNTED PHOTOGRAPH
10. LYDIA
11. THE HAUNTED BATHROOMS
12. UNMARKED GRAVES
13. MARYHILL MUSEUM
14. SUICIDE BRIDGE
15. OSCAR
16. POWELL’S RARE BOOK ROOM
(A Postcard from 1988)
Souvenirs: Where You Have to Shop
THE “AS-IS” BINS
PERIODICALS & BOOKS PARADISE
THE REBUILDING CENTER
RED, WHITE, AND BLUE THRIFT STORE
WACKY WILLY’S SURPLUS
(A Postcard from 1989)
Unholy Relics: The Strange Museums Not to Miss
1. THE KIDD TOY MUSEUM
2. STARK’S VACUUM CLEANER MUSEUM
3. MOVIE MADNESS
4. THE PORTLANDIA EXHIBIT AND PORTLAND VISUAL CHRONICLE
5. THE GALLERIES
6. COUNT THE HIPPOS
7. THE WORLD’S LARGEST HAIR BALL
8. BOB’S RED MILL FLOUR
9. THE AMERICAN ADVERTISING MUSEUM
(A Postcard from 1991)
Getting Off: How to Knock Off a Piece in Portland
THE ACE OF HEARTS
BEAR HUNTING
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
CLUB PORTLAND
COCK ROCK
DANCE HALLS
EXOTIC WEDNESDAY
THE I-TIT-A-ROD RACE
KINKFEST
LULU’S PERVY PLAYHOUSE
M & M DANCES
STRIPPER BINGO
XES
ZIPPERS DOWN
(A Postcard from 1992)
Nature But Better: Gardens Not to Miss
CITY PARKS, THE LARGEST AND SMALLEST
CLASSICAL CHINESE GARDENS
COLUMBIA GORGE GARDENS
BERRY BOTANICAL GARDENS
BISHOP’S CLOSE AT ELK ROCK
ELK ROCK ISLAND
THE GROTTO
JAPANESE GARDENS
JOY CREEK GARDENS
THE MAIZE
RECYCLED GARDENS
ROOFTOP SCULPTURE GARDEN
(A Postcard from 1995)
Getting Around: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles to Meet
JIFFY-MARR—“GET LEGALLY MARRIED IN TEN MINUTES OR LESS OR YOUR MONEY BACK!”
PETROLIANA
THE SPRUCE GOOSE
STREET-LEGAL DRAG RACING
THE TRAIN YARDS
WESTERN ANTIQUE POWERLAND
WILLAMETTE SHORE TROLLEY
U.S.S. BLUEBACK
(a postcard from 1996)
Animal Acts: When You’re Sick of People-Watching
THE ELEPHANT MEN
AT THE ZOO
FERAL CAT RACES
DOGGY DANCING
PUG CRAWL
PUG PLAY DAY
(A Postcard from 1999)
The Shanghai Tunnels: Go Back in Time by Going Underground
(A Postcard from 2000)
Photo Ops: Get Your Picture Snapped at These Landmarks
Preserving the fringe (A Postcard from 2002)
Also in the Crown Journeys Series
About the Author
Also by Chuck Palahniuk
Copyright Page
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