How to Booze by Kaye, Jordan -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Title Page Dedication Contents Why We Booze, and Why It Matters The Basic Skills Stage 1

First Date You Will Regret This; You Already Regret This

Variations Vodka Martini Vesper Martini Dirty Martini Gibson Dirty Gibson

Second Date Threesomes The Closer

Variations Dubonnet Royal

Self-Love Still Counts as Love

Variations Bamboo

Going, Going, Gone Back in the Saddle After Seven Long Months Sexual Encounters in Generic Bars and Hotels Across the Land

Variations Between the Sheets

Pouring Salt on an Open Wound, or Drinking with the Ex

Variations Mojito

The Fling of a Lifetime The Drunk Dial Drowning Out the Ticking of Your Biological Clock Fighting Infidelity with Infidelity

Variations Bitter French Cognac French 75

Tiptoeing Across the Line Stalking Your Ex

Variations Tequila Sour

Emotionally Unhealthy Moments in Beautiful Places Smoldering Jealousy Is the Stiffest Drink

Variations Whiskey Smash

Stage 2

Drinking Alone

Variations Traditional Manhattan

Outdoor Bars

Variations Rum Daisy

Sweet Lord, Why Is Everyone Here So Homely? Brunch

Variations Bloody Mary Red Snapper Bloody Caesar Alternative: Mimosa

A Drink With Old Friends Suffering Through Sports Barbecues

Variations Daiquiri Brown Derby Hemingway Daiquiri

Getting Deep into D&D Striking Up Conversation with Strangers Intentional Bad Drunk He’s Probably Not Answering His Phone Because… Calling in Sick, Listening to StoryCorps, and Crying All Those Bittersweet Tears High School Reunion Visiting the Opposite Coast Dinner Served in White Paper Boxes After Work

Variations Pickleback

Booze and Pills on the Red-eye Sitting Next to a Movie Star Shopping While Intoxicated

Variations White Russian Dublin Mudslide

Endless Arguments over Easily Ascertainable Facts The Hangover Reading the Good Book Cocktails with People You Despise Tawdry Holiday Parties Tidings from the Unabomber The Unwinding

Stage 3

The Proposal The Procedure

Variations Rum Sour

“I Do Not Want to Be Doing This” “Holy SHIT!!” Meeting the In-Laws

Variations Pegu Club

Bachelor Party Bachelorette Party Your Wedding Be Boozy and Multiply Mom Drank with Me…and I’m Fine! Drinking at the Park

Variations Cognac Mint Julep

Surviving Sleepovers Realizing Your Child Is a Fucking Idiot

Variations Screwdriver Salty Dog

Stage 4

Mumbo’s Last Ride to the Vet Laid Off Last Drink Before AA

Variations Tuxedo No. 1

Toasting the End of Days

Variations Piña Colada

Your Final Drink

Stocking Up References Drink Index Acknowledgments About the Authors and Illustrator Credits Copyright About the Publisher

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