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Index
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Chapter One: A Natural-Born Cynic
Chapter Two: The Mind of a Squirrel
Chapter Three: The Death of a Squirrel
Chapter Four: A Surprisingly Helpful Cynic
Chapter Five: The Squirrel Obliges
Chapter Six: In the Event of a Seizure
Chapter Seven: The Soul of a Squirrel
Chapter Eight: Helpful Information
Chapter Nine: The Whole World on Fire
Chapter Ten: Squirrel Smuggling
Chapter Eleven: A Gigantic Vat of Incandesto!
Chapter Twelve: The Forces of Evil
Chapter Thirteen: The Typewriter
Chapter Fourteen: Squirtel!
Chapter Fifteen: The Electric Chair
Chapter Sixteen: Victims of Extended Hallucinations
Chapter Seventeen: I Smell Squirrel
Chapter Eighteen: A Scientific Adventure
Chapter Nineteen: The Inadvertent I
Chapter Twenty: What It Said
Chapter Twenty-One: Poetry
Chapter Twenty-Two: A Giant Ear
Chapter Twenty-Three: Enter the Villain
Chapter Twenty-Four: Stalked, Chased, Threatened, Poisoned, Etc.
Chapter Twenty-Five: Seal Blubber
Chapter Twenty-Six: Spies Don’t Cry
Chapter Twenty-Seven: The World in All Its Smelly Glory
Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Giant Do-Nut
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Cootchie-Coo
Chapter Thirty: Sunny-Side Up!
Chapter Thirty-One: Holy Unanticipated Occurrences
Chapter Thirty-Two: Sprinkles
Chapter Thirty-Three: Does Rabies Itch?
Chapter Thirty-Four: The Getaway
Chapter Thirty-Five: Fear Smells
Chapter Thirty-Six: Surprise. Anger. Joy.
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Singing with the Angels
Chapter Thirty-Eight: Unremitting Darkness
Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Tears Roll Off
Chapter Forty: Vanquished!
Chapter Forty-One: I Promise
Chapter Forty-Two: Foreboding
Chapter Forty-Three: Treacle
Chapter Forty-Four: Her Treacherous Heart
Chapter Forty-Five: Four Words
Chapter Forty-Six: Gianter
Chapter Forty-Seven: Flying Squirrels
Chapter Forty-Eight: Banished
Chapter Forty-Nine: Good News, Flora Belle!
Chapter Fifty: An Incomplete List
Chapter Fifty-One: Possessed!
Chapter Fifty-Two: Is There a Word for That?
Chapter Fifty-Three: A Sign
Chapter Fifty-Four: Dear Flora
Chapter Fifty-Five: A Stone Squirrel
Chapter Fifty-Six: Kidnapped!
Chapter Fifty-Seven: Tootie to the Rescue
Chapter Fifty-Eight: Nothing Personal
Chapter Fifty-Nine: Destination Unknown
Chapter Sixty: He Was Ulysses!
Chapter Sixty-One: I Want to Go Home
Chapter Sixty-Two: Atop a Giant Donut
Chapter Sixty-Three: Little Fishes
Chapter Sixty-Four: A Miracle
Chapter Sixty-Five: Open the Door
Chapter Sixty-Six: Will You Please, Please Shut Up, William Spiver?
Chapter Sixty-Seven: The Horsehair Sofa
Chapter Sixty-Eight: The End (or Something)
Epilogue: Squirrel Poetry
Copyright
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