The Ultimate Guide for the Avid Indoorsman by Driver, John -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Here’s What People Are Saying About The Ultimate Guide for the Avid Indoorsman Title Page Copyright Page Dedication Contents Introduction: Facing the Great Indoors 1. Foundational Elements of Indoorsmanship

1. Defining the Indoors 2. Earliest Origins 3. Practical Definitions and Applications 4. A Brief History of the Indoors

From Caveman to Man Cave

5. Defining the Antithesis—The Outdoors

Common Expressions Casting the Outdoors in a Positive Light Common Expressions Casting the Outdoors in a Realistic Light Other Common Terms Expressing the Difficulty of the Outdoors

2. Evaluating Your Level of Indoorsmanship

1. Begin at the Beginning 2. The Indooreagram

Twenty Key Questions to Determine Your Level of Indoorsmanship

3. Grading Your Indooreagram 4. Understanding Your Indooreagram Score

What If I Don’t Want to Change? (A History Lesson) What Does My Indooreagram Score Mean? Level 1: Avid Outdoorsman Level 2: Social Outdoorsman Level 3: Casual Indoorsman Level 4: Moderate Indoorsman Level 5: Avid Indoorsman

3. The Indoorsman vs. the Outdoorsman

1. Diverse Perspectives 2. The Defining Light of Language 3. Indoorsman vs. Outdoorsman Interpretations of Common Expressions

Troubleshooting (vs. Trouble Shooting) Being Left to His Own Devices A Slippery Slope Outstanding in His Field (vs. Out Standing in His Field) Cliffhanger Breaching a Firewall (vs. Breaching a Fire Wall) Hacking Don’t Poke the Bear Stable Employment

4. The Greatest Dangers of the Great Indoors

1. Differing Philosophies and Common Fears 2. FOMA (Fear of Miscellaneous Assembly)

Kitchen Appliances Bathroom Fixtures Indoor Furniture Miscellaneous Deck and Pool Paraphernalia Children’s Toys Assembled on Christmas Eve Children’s Toys Assembled on Christmas Day

3. The Indoor Fear of Repair

Repair Problem 1: Plumbing Repair Problem 2: Doors

5. The Greatest Dangers of the Outdoors

1. General Creeping and Crawling Things

Snakes

2. All Creatures Bigfoot and Small…and Bigger

Bigfoot Loch Ness Monster

3. Dirt 4. Water Dangers

Rivers Oceans

5. Unpredictable Weather 6. The Sun and Sunburns 7. Quicksand

6. Establishing a Healthy Indoors Routine

1. The Healthy Routine of Sleep

Hours of Sleep Most Common Sleep Deterrents Choosing a Mattress

2. The Healthy Routine of Exercise

Philosophy Standing Up Occasionally Finger Circuit Training Other Miscellaneous Exercises and the Modem Plank

3. The Healthy Routine of Eating

Perceptions and Realities Portion Control Domestic Indoor Radiation (Microwave) Indoorsman Nutritional Thought The Indoorsman Dietary Cycle at Work The Art of Snacking

4. The Healthy Routine of Drinking Coffee

A Semi-Brief Brief on the History of Coffee Brewing Techniques Quantity Control vs. Quality Control

7. How to Dress and Act Like an Avid Indoorsman

1. Simple 2. Sleek 3. Sweatpants 4. Honorable Mentionables: Slippers 5. Indoorsman Situational Clothing Ethics

Office Appropriate

6. The Indoorsman’s Hygiene

Philosophy Showering Beard Care

8. The Indoorsman’s Guide to Miscellaneous Situations

1. Ergonomic Convenience

Couch Recliner

2. Transportation

Automobiles Indoorsman Automobile Recommendations Other Forms of Ground Transportation

3. Pet Ownership

Three Determining Factors for Choosing and Managing Indoor Pets Five Most Recommended Pets for the Indoorsman

4. Sports

Sports-Resistant Indoorsmen Sports-Interested Indoorsmen

5. Tattoos 6. Hobbies

Wikipedia Editor Yoga 3D Printing Crossword Puzzles Fantasy Sports Learning a Foreign Language Genealogy Other Possible Indoorsman Hobbies

7. Other Miscellaneous Situations

Three Secrets for Moving Quietly Through a House in the Dark Loss of Wi-Fi Toilet Paper Outage

9. Connecting with People Indoors

1. Your Spouse

Designate Bathrooms Make Yours a Double Do Not Watch Ahead

2. Your Kids

Install Master Bedroom Locks When They Won’t Answer, Just Leave the Bathroom Door Unlocked

3. Your Dog

Invest in a Doggie Bed Develop an Alter Ego and Accompanying Voice for Your Dog Blame Your Dog for Outrageous Things

4. Your Family and Friends

Set More Than a Starting Time Buy a Floor-Cleaning Robot

5. Connecting in Public Indoor Spaces

Beware the Meet and Greet Seek Out Indoorsman Ways to Engage Master a Few Elements of Small Talk

6. Connecting with the Outdoorsman Using Acceptable Gibberish 7. Other Miscellaneous Connection Issues

Fist Bumping Call Screening When You Must Go Outdoors

Conclusion: Putting It All Together Acknowledgments About the Author About the Publisher

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