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Index
Dedication
Contents
The Key to Success Is Never to Have a Dream
Real Men Will Disappoint You, Date Fictional Men Instead
Sex Is Good for Your Complexion, but I’d Rather Have Acne
Don’t Cry Over Spilt Milk, Have a Full-on Breakdown
Honesty Is the Best Policy, but Lying Will Give You the Life You Want
Sometimes Your Irrational Fears Come True and Fire Destroys Your Home
Beauty Is in the Eye of the Beholder Except When the Teens Think You’re a Hideous Beast
The Definition of Insanity Is Doing the Same Thing Over and Over Again and Expecting Different Results, but Why Not Give It One More Try?
Friends Stick with You Through Thick and Thin, Unless You Have Bedbugs
Why Be Kind to Yourself When You Can Torture Your Mind Quietly?
Everything in Moderation, Especially Moderation
Misery Loves No Company at All
How to Fail at Failing
Good Things Happen to People You Hate
Summer of Death
I Went to South America to Find Myself and All I Found Was a Forty-Foot Jesus
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Copyright
About the Publisher
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