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Cover
Title Page
Copyright Notice
TULIP TOWN
AN UNEXPECTED ANGEL PLAYS GUITAR
THE FIRST KISS
AT HOME ACROSS THE WORLD
COTTAGE COUNTRY; FIREFLIES DANCE NEAR
HE LEAVES WITH RUSSIAN ROYALTY
SHE BEGINS TO PLAN
LEAVING ON A JET PLANE
PARTYING LIKE A NEWFOUNDLANDER
LIFE, A SUNKEN BOAT
BETTY BOOP’S SPITTING MAD
THAT CRAP FRIES YOUR BRAIN, MAN
TEENIE GETS PERKY
SHUT UP … & WORK … & SPEND … & DIE
SHE CHANGES HER MIND
THE BUS SETS SAIL FOR THE WEST
SERVING CUMBERLAND COUNTY SINCE 1893
KENNY – AND SATAN, THE SUGAR DEMON
A FULL MOON OVER QUEBEC
JUST LIKE A LITTLE PARIS
FEAR AND LOATHING IN ONTARIO
PAWNING THE GREATER TORONTO AREA
SALAD DAYS AND GOLDEN BOYS
WEST OF WAWA AND WHY EVE ATE THE APPLE
ACID TRIP MEMORIES STING
THUNDER BAY UNDERWHELMS
KENORA: STILL WATERS AND ROCKING CHAIR LIFE
OPIATE FIELDS OF COUGH MIXTURE BLISS
THE DEATH OF BERTHA GERTRUDE, THE PRUDE
MOSQUITOES THE SIZE OF BATS
THE PEG SLAYS THE FASHIONISTA
ROMANCE BLOOMS AT THE ROCKIN’ RODEO
OLD LADY TRAIN
CHUGGING UP TO CHURCHILL TAKES A WHILE
THE BIG OLD TRAIN THROWS A PARTY
THE END OF THE LINE
CHURCHILL, CANADA’S REAL WONDERLAND
DEFINITELY NO POLAAAR BEEERS HERE
CRUISING THE HUDSON BAY
BOBBIE DOES LAUNDRY
GQ IS FORLORN ON FLORAL
COMING DOWN IS VERY SLOW WORK
THE TRAIN OF THE LIVING DEAD
THE ELECTRIC CONNECTION
WALKING ON SUNSHINE
THE TIME OF HER LIFE
THEM GUYS TOOK MY TRUCK
BENNY GETS HER HANDS DIRTY
MICKEY GETS SOBER
MICKEY SINKS INTO GLOOM
DOLLAR STORE DIAMONDS
A POETIC HIGH IS NOT ENOUGH
THE SIXTEEN-DAY SPECIAL
LOVE HURTS
TOO TIRED FOR REINCARNATION
REMORSE AND MENTAL REHAB
MONKEY MAN MAKES IT TO MOOSE JAW
MARCIA, QUEEN OF MASSAGE THERAPY
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY STUMBLES AND FALLS
WHERE’S THE BEEF, MAN?
THIS AIN’T THE RITZ CARLTON
YO’ BED IS READY, MIZ DAISY
WHAT’S WITH THE GLOVES?
THE GLOVES ARE OFF
GETTING INTO THE CLOSET
NOT NOW, BABY. PERIOD.
KENNY’S HAPPY-EVER-AFTER
THE STD CAPITAL OF BC
EDMONTON AND THE WORLD’S LARGEST MALL
A GRITTY TURN
SHELDON WHITE SEEMS HELPFUL
HASH SUNDOWNER IN A YELLOWKNIFE DAWN
HELP YOURSELF TO MY PORN
’SHROOMS, COKE AND HASH
A MAN WITHOUT HIS WORD…
PLAN B AND A SILVER-THREADED SCARF
HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH?
BEAUTIFUL BROKEN LITHIUM BOY
IT WAS OBSERVATION
ART COMES HOME
DAWSON CREEK CALLING
HANG THE BROKEN HEART HIGH
LORETTA LYNN RIDES THE RANGE
HE SHE THEY IT
DUE SOUTH, GOD OR JUST SOME WEIRD DUDE?
SYPHILIS IN THE YUKON, GET TESTED!
CLEANING UP HER ACT
SKAGWAY, NO ELK CARCASS THIS
THE MAGNA CUM LAUDE CHEERLEADER BLONDETTE
BARE-CHESTED BOYS STIR HOT FUDGE
HOUSE RULES AND CONDITIONS: PLEASE PAY ATTENTION!
JOLLY LITTLE BRITS TAKE OVER THE WORLD
THE CRUISE SHIP LOTTERY
BACK ON THE BUS AT RUPERT
INTO THE WEST SHE CAME
SUPERWOMAN GRANNYHERO
A SCATHINGLY BRILLIANT IDEA
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