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Index
Cover
Title Page
Contents
Introduction - This is not a rant …
Part 1 - The Cult of Soccer Saturday
Chapter 1 - A Short History Of Nearly Everything: (To Do With Soccer Saturday)
Chapter 2 - Any Given Saturday
Chapter 3 - Motorway Service Stations, Wimpy Burgers and Medium Lattes (Full Fat, Please): Preparing for Soccer Saturday
Chapter 4 - You Can Say That Again: The Catchphrases Of Soccer Saturday
Chapter 5 - The Jeff Stelling Drinking Game
Chapter 6 - What The Critics Said
Chapter 7 - The Sky Effect
Chapter 8 - Ranting, Raving and General Mania: Viewer Correspondence to the Soccer Saturday Studio
Chapter 9 - Don't Touch That Remote Control!
Chapter 10 - A Selection of Soccer Saturday's Greatest Gaffes, Bloopers and One-Liners
Part 2 - Introducing The Real Crazy Gang: The Soccer Saturday Panel
Chapter 11 - Welcome To The Muppet Show
Chapter 12 - Hotel Babylon
Chapter 13 - Gorgeous George
Chapter 14 - Bigmouth Strikes Again: The People Versus Rodney Marsh
Chapter 15 - ‘Unbelievable!’: Eleven Facts You Didn't Know About Chris Kamara. And One You Probably Did.
Chapter 16 - Cocoa, Pipe and Slippers (Né Champagne) Charlie
Chapter 17 - ‘Sit Down, Pinocchio!’
Chapter 18 - The Magic Man
Chapter 19 - A Big Fish In A Small Studio
Chapter 20 - Uncle Frank
Chapter 21 - Introducing The Best (And Worst) Of The Rest
Part 3 - Being Jeff
Chapter 22 - In The Beginning
Chapter 23 - ‘I'm Not A Celebrity: … Get Me Out Of Here Anyway!’
Chapter 24 - Cable Guy: (Well, Satellite TV Guy If We're Being Pedantic, But There Isn't A Hollywood Movie Of The Same Title …)
Chapter 25 - Supporting Hartlepool
Chapter 26 - ‘One From The Bottom and Two From The Top.’: How I Got The Countdown Job
Chapter 27 - The Real Jeff Stelling: (In A 1980s-Style Football Interview)
Chapter 28 - Frequently Asked Questions: (At Cocktail Parties)
Index
Acknowledgements
Copyright
About the Publisher
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